The last time I drank tequila was in 1996. My BFF/roommate and I went to a party at a friend’s apartment. BFF was going to tell a boy she was in love with him, not knowing that he had chosen that occasion to announce his super-gayness. Whoops!

But doesn't that say more about what a shallow person Ryan Adams is than anything bad about Mandy Moore? If he found her basic then and they didn't share interests, why did he marry her? He looks like even more of a dick now. 

Only Chrissy Teigan, I’m sure.

Oh, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.  Shhhhhhh, just shhhhhh.  Take a nap.

Y’all...I can’t stop looking at the different skin colors of her hand vs her face.

n his complaint, he lists some of the repercussions he claims to have suffered, from lower than expected book sales ...

I like my cookies soft and moist one of the ladies at church

Yes! Me not understand how oatmeal raisin became standard oatmeal cookie, when oatmeal chocolate chip so good!

You should duke it out with Lord of the Ducks above, who recommends 350 convection or 375 with no convection. Two will enter - one shall leave!

Good stuff but oats and or nuts in cookies is a sign of weakness and possible communism.

For the first time in more than 18 months, ‘Donald Trump’ isn’t the automatic answer to ‘Who is the biggest asshole in the Oval Office?’

Definitely a genius at work.

I hate everything.

The premise hasn’t aged well, but the jokes are still gold and the casting and performances perfect. The aftermath of the baby eating the chili, “north to drop off, asshole!,” “Want a beer?” “It’s seven o’clock in the morning!” “...Scotch?”

Come on people! 5 syllables, then 7 then 5.

Also, ignore instructions to heat your oven to 375. That will just make your cookie puff up and the edges go brown while you wait for the middles to set. Go for 325-350 depending on your oven - they’ll spread out and bake up chewy (especially if they’ve been refrigerated first).

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During the holidays I make thousands of cookies. Here are some useful tips from my duck filled kitchen:

Counterpoint:
Shaqcat!