Yes that one was excellent. I read it put loud to mrledeuce and he just shrugged. Like..  WHAT?! Just another thing he is objectively wrong about 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.

SO HYPE

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.

Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

Yup. He did this to “own the libs”. “Oh, they’re going to try to take me down with a sexual assault charge? Well, I’ll just hire a bunch of chicks. Behold, look how awesome I am and how petty and wrong the libs/dems/clintons/soros are.”

Mr. Mom came out 35 years ago, c’mon people.

Sigh, I miss the binders full of women days. It was so simple back then. 

Fun Fact: HBC also famously likened kissing Woody Allen to “kissing the Berlin Wall” back in the day.

I’m really enjoying this comment / username synergy.

“...she revealed her nominees for the Tennessee Senate”

I know people have a lot of problems with Taylor Swift, but I’m glad she’s finally realised that this is not the time for silence and political neutrality.

Belloq by a parsec. Belloq had class. Melania... well... just look at who she married.

How dare you besmirch the villainous name of Belloq.

Now?

Sounds like exactly what Kroger wanted you to do.  

(the joke is that you ruined it)

I’ve never understood the appeal of lacroix, it taste like seltzer water that thought about a lemon once.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.