It is VERY Emily. 

Hey! I resemble this remark!

I thought that was coach purses?

I am SHOOK. “If you see those shoes out in the wild, you’re about to have a stroller run over your foot.” 

I don’t think all of the items featured were made using only the highest quality silk. Plus I highly doubt they are handcrafted like Chanel products, for example.  They are made in Chinese factories like other pieces of clothing that cost 10 times less. On top of that the designs are just tacky. The main reason for the…

This is my favorite cross over ever. All of the hate and vitriol of WYTS, with 100% more floral prints. Perfection. *insert loud, Italian, finger kisses here

If he’d done this to J Crew, he’d REALLY have gotten the comment section going. We fucking LOVE to hate J Crew (and I include myself in this). 

Your Customers: 40ish-year-old women who own a Chevy Tahoe and drive it right down the center of ANY two-lane driveway.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

I’ve been stuck at home recently because of an illness and have watched a lot of their shows over the last few weeks. The one on the right, Jonathan, has something about him that’s just kind of off. He’s had a number of hairstyles that are unflattering - like he’s trying too hard, maybe? I don’t know. I like their…

http://reductress.com/post/quiz-is-he-cute-or-is-he-just-tall-and-white/

Clark W. Griswold said it best:

I’m putting money on Trump, while at the Flight 93 dedication, re-enacting 9/11 by running around with his arms spread out and making airplane and and explosion noises.

About a decade ago, my wife’s family decided they wanted to bring her grandmother to spend Christmas with them. She’d suffered a stroke in 2002 and had dementia, but they didn’t know how much longer she’d be around and they wanted to have one last special holiday. It was a lot of work, obviously — we all pitched in,…

Oh god, they’re related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m part of this now.

So did you go back just to piss them off?

“Signed, ten year Yelp Elite.”

“When should I take my restaurant grievances to Yelp?”

I think the thing about writing a negative Yelp review is not to be ranty about it. If I see phrases like “worst meal I’ve EVER had” or “completely disgraceful”, I tend to think the person is exaggerating, entitled, and/or a pain in the arse. But if I saw a review that just laid out the facts in a reasonable way (“the…

I just wish they had a truly unsweetened option. If I could get that, with whipped cream to add a LITTLE sweetness, that would be great.