Well I mean, America is the world police. If we don’t help them, who will?

She reportedly lost that round to Miss Massachusetts Gabriela Taveras, who said, when traveling, American tourists should let their host countries know that “we as Americans are supporting them and that we are there to help them.”

Cause only exists when the public knows about it.

Who the hell pulls out their penis at a 9am meeting? How gauche!

Congrats to your family member. I remember when my uncle won one back in the 80s...we had to record the ceremony to make sure we caught the five seconds of his name!

Who pulled you out of the greys? I’d like to kick them in the crotch.

I was implying like the fake plastic ones they sell at touristy places in Hollywood or the airport.

I wonder if Google could help you figure it out?

Congratulations to your family member.

UPDATE: HE JUST RESIGNED

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

It’s disgusting that people blame Ariana for Mac’s OD. She was with him for two years and felt the weight of his addictions. No one needs to stay with an addict. That said, people on Jezebel were also blaming Asia Argento for Bourdain’s suicide. I could not believe it! All these people are well over 18 and have to be…

And it's soooo strong he's giving hand outs to farmers. Did Obama need to bail out farmers?

ugh NO

Trump claimed at the same event that our economy is the strongest it’s ever been and we are in an economic crisis that requires us to renege on promised raises for Federal employees.

Honey, your youth is showing. You are missing some classic hot boyfriends here:
- Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club
- Pretty in Pink
- Eric Stoltz in Some Kind of Wonderful (HELLO!!!)
- Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing
- #1 boyfriend of the 80s - John Cusack in Say Anything. I mean how could you miss this????
- Patrick…

At this point, I'm not sure it's hypocrisy or he just doesn't remember what he said yesterday.

I’d put Aaron Samuels on this list too— even though I’m not totally sure Mean Girls counts as a teen rom-com? But he’s got a whole lot of emotional maturity for a teenage boy (drunk girl he’s into is trying to get into his pants in her bedroom, and he’s like let’s slow down and talk about this, ok?), plus cute hair,…

I couldn’t even finish reading this because Josh gets a SIX???? In what world????? This is a travesty and I demand justice. 

Right!? Hot, funny, sexy accent. PLUS secretly sensitive (caring for his grandfather before he died) AND did a lot of emotional growth (recognizing arrangement was wrong.) Patrick Verona deserves way more than 6/10.