I think he’d say touchy.

Touché. Or as Trump would say, touch.

Leave him alone Rafi. You don’t know long and hard he worked on gestating that speech.

To be fair, it would be their fault since they’re the ones who put this shitshow in office to begin with. 

He could probably say it in Russian really good though.

This could very well be indicative of a mini-stroke, and a warning that something much more severe could possibly be on the horizon, health-wise.

This is some covfefe.

For context, here is his full Montana speech

To all those associated with this White House:

“Does the klutz who spilled red wine on my clothes owe me?”

I thinking it’s Pence, but I’m begging to Jebus it’s Ivanka. That would utterly gut him and I’m petty like that.

Do try to rhyme, all the time.

You are not wrong.

Liataud?

That was AMAZING. I’ve been disappointed every year since that we don’t get more April Fools Jezspin. MORE JEZSPIN!

I dressed up as Vizzinni for Halloween a few years ago, bald cap and everything. My husband was so creeped out that he refused to kiss me all night. It was the most fun I’ve had on Halloween in a long time. 10/10 would recommend.

Thats april 1st switcheroo few years ago was perfect.

But yet, a need to talk about it......

Subway sandwiches taste better.

Fuck Jimmy Johns. They're the fucking worst. Literally one of the few franchises I refuse to patronize.