Oh, shit.

Well the obvious answer is he lost it all via witchcraft. 

That NY Daily News story lists Asia Argento as “actress accuser Asia Argento,” as if that’s just part of her personhood now. Disgusting.

The hell you say! I thought for sure he’d turn over a new leaf after the other half-a-dozen arrests for the same damn thing...

It could have been one of the guests whose dirty hands touched the spoon or the tongs. A few thousand germs can dance on the head of a pin.

I almost didn’t make it, but then I figured what the hell; you’re only Jung once.

I’ll go out on a limb here and say Trump isn’t a moron, he’s a fucking moron. Giving this asshole his own reality show was the single most catastrophic decision of this millennium. He thinks that he’s a game show host and America is his contestants

fucking... STOP TREATING THE GOVERNANCE OF THIS COUNTRY LIKE YOUR FUCKING TV SHOW. I don’t care if the new justice fits a “central casting” image, I care if they’re gonna tear down most of the Warren Court jurisprudence and plunge us into a second Gilded Age.

I’m so fucking filled with rage at Anthony Kennedy for deciding to retire now that I can’t see straight. I don’t give any shits what’s happening in his personal life, or anything else: with our republic in this much peril, he has a moral obligation to sit in that chair until he drops dead. His *choice* to retire now…

If he doesn’t fight Carl Jung in the season finale, not interested.

Whether or not Pruitt has done an “outstanding job” seems hardly up for debate.

Sidekick: Wow, Freud, you knocked him out cold!
Freud: What can I say? I’ve always advocated for ze unconscious mind.

i will sorely and desperately miss joanna for a multitude of reasons - her voice, her fire, her askewness and her seeming tireless ability to fight the absurdity of our reality with the far superior absurdity of her own.

No. The alternative is worse and every day this administration continues is a hellscape. It literally doesn’t matter who ends up taking that seat if Trump is still president.

Is this show really going to get made, or will it be stuck in some earlier stage of development?

His deputy.  Who was a lobbyist for the coal industry.  

“I mean, going underwear-free doesn’t mean you have to greet your roommate with your legs spread wide open when they walk in the door.”

Okay.

He was probably just overwhelmed by all the close-up shots of dancing ballerina feet.

Tipping 50% is weird. It’s like you’re both apologizing and trying prove to the waitstaff you’ll never see again you aren’t the low-class ruffians you appear to be. It probably has the opposite effect, too, and they think you’re either recent lottery winners or are on the run after knocking over a Wawa.