Man, everyone is taking buyouts and leaving. At this point, I wonder how long before they start offering them to some of the commenters just so they can get the value of traffic to the sites low enough to sell them off.

What is going on?!! Why is everyone leaving?

I’ve been putting the avocado pits, whole, in my vagina as a dessicant.

Eating stale bread is better for you because all of the gluten and sugars/carbs have dried out. 

Man, look at all the wrong opinions in here:

why does she even need firewood when the warmth in her heart is enough

I just want to be happy for Ariana and Pete, but I’m mostly confused by them.

As a lifelong fan and someone who ranks the Pumpkins as possibly my favorite band ever, I can say this is easily one of the worst songs they’ve ever recorded and easily the worst single they’ve ever released.

I’ve been feeling election horror deja vu all day, too.

I know I’m being extra right now, but I can’t even enjoy dirtbag. I feel like this is election night all over again.

Hmm? Kind of surprised to see here in the comments that there is any pushback for this, but maybe I shouldn’t be shocked? You see a lot of bad stuff going on at bars if you’ve ever worked in the industry or have even just paid attention. Giving women a subtle rescue flare of sorts from a shitty or even a potentially…

Throughout this administration I have been shocked, hurt, heartbroken, exasperated, annoyed, and pissed off, but I have never been scared before. But this shit scares me.

So pissed at this motherfucker today. It must be nice to be a rich old white man who doesn’t give a fuck what happens after he’s dead in a few years because he clearly doesn’t care about any of his own rulings on say, the First Amendment or LGBTQ rights, because those are all gonna be undone posthaste.

I can take Mondays and Wednesdays and I will give her piggy back rides everywhere.

It (your ass) is already occupied by your head.

I’m starting a sign up sheet for following Ginsburg around and making sure she is happy and healthy. Duties include making sure she takes her vitamins, that all meals consumed are balanced, that she has adequate gym time and time for reflection, blocking unwanted phone calls and texts, making doctor’s appointments for…

To every “progressive” who stayed home in 2016 or voted 3rd party:  Thanks.