Its like Fox started sponsoring Toddlers in Tiaras. 

Talk about 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag...

So the U.S. conservatives do fashion about as well as they do comedy.

All of the dresses are pretty basic, so it’s pretty odd that the fit is so off in the dresses.  The amount of puckering at the seams in the Make America Great Again dress is painful to look at.  

12-year-old celebrity progeny Suri Cruise.

Poor little snowflake.

Fuck you, Roseanne.

Fix your commas it’s driving me crazy

Unless they finally make Sick Sad World.

It’s underused because it’s not a word. “Heifer” is, though.

Especially the people she’s doxxing. She could have just said “a restaurant” asked her to leave, but what’s the fun in that when you can use your daddy and your social media to try and destroy someone. What a surprise from someone who defends stealing children as a just punishment from people who would seek asylum.

“I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.”

Fuck Off

It’s not at all accurate and I think you owe whores an apology.

It’s important, I think, to note that Lexington isn’t in the DC suburbs. It’s a small town in central VA, about two and-a-half hours southwest of DC. That part of Virginia voted for Trump by about a two-to-one margin. The Virginia Military Institute is in Lexington.

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

Ah, geez.

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

Ariana is the 30 Rock very sexy baby joke come to life and it makes me v uncomfortable. That’s probably the nicest and most Jezebel-friendly way I can respond to Pete’s assertion. And yes, I understand that taste is subjective.

Can we stop giving the Nazis credit for symbols they stole?