If only we could figure out a way to make that hilarious instead of crushing...

My husband is 6’ 8” and whenever people tell him “you don’t seem that tall” (maybe because he’s small waisted?) I think he takes it as a little backhanded— so what is it with people commenting on how tall people “seem “ as opposed to their actual height? I think it’s a quirky human behavior. But I’m fine with it.

I am so very sad about Koko! She was simply hilarious. Did you know that she once ripped a sink straight out of a wall, and when confronted about it, she signed “it was the cat”?! *sigh* Rest in giggles, you awesome soul.

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

No, she Betty

Yeah, but Daria is one of the greatest cartoons of all time, and arguably no TV show has better captured an entire generation the way she did.

Oh I am not looking for good. She is not a good person....I am looking for logic. She makes the least sense to me because she is the only one who hasn’t been as forthcoming with her monstrousness, but then this. She also doesn’t seem to play the same media games as Trump (distract with menial shit). So I just find…

You know how kids sometimes try to get out of doing chores by doing them very badly? Maybe she figures if she keeps fucking up their PR, they’ll stop bothering her with these things.

I just don’t even understand what she’s trying to say if this jacket is an intentional statement.  If she wants to present that she doesn’t care about this shit, why even go on the trip?  It’s not like Melania is known for performing a lot of First Lady duties.  She tells us every day that she doesn’t give a shit by…

It’s an enormously stupid thing for a first lady to wear any time, anywhere. Period. It’s for fucking petulant teenagers.

It’s still a highly odd choice for a First Lady who is in her late 40's. Like how did it even make it into her wardrobe? Or within ten miles of DC?

Stop looking for the good in any of these people. It simply does not exist. The only child Melania cares about is Barron, because he’s “hers.”

*raises hand*

I was thinking of a tag team Chris and Chris vs Chris and Chris.

Can you.

Iggy Azalea versus Azealia Banks: who is more worthy of a name that kinda sounds similar.

Daria also was friendly with Jodie. As was said elsewhere, Daria respected Jodie because Jodie was smart, real, and totally called Daria out on her bullshit. 

Give the people what they want: