Hurwitz: “We thought having a 5th season was a good idea.”

Well, since the qualifier for this “The Simpsons Vacation Episodes, Ranked” piece excludes the excellent “Summer of 4 ft 2" and “Itchy and Scratchy Land” episodes and somehow allows for the entirely un-vacation “Homer and Apu” episode with a 60 second trip to a mountain in India, I submit that this sentence is far too…

I only saw their names, and for a brief and awful second I thought they were divorcing. This is much better.

Massachuttes?

Many or most younger dads generally shirtless around the house. Also, babies LOVE skin-to-skin contact.

Totally - everyone gets these touching little backstories and arcs, and the running ‘gag’ of the documentary makers not realising the mounting consequences of airing everyone’s dirty laundry in public makes quite a biting point about these sort of series.

Oh wow. Yes, please go back. It starts as a really straightforward “murder mystery” doc, but it actually shifts pretty hard and investigates a lot of different high school stuff. Especially once they “release” the doc and the people they’re interviewing have a chance to watch what’s out there. I cannot recommend…

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

Everything’s better with Bill Hader in it.

While this is a good method, it’s a lot of work and a bit extreme just to remove the shells from Reese’s pieces, which are tasty anyway.

I am pretty sure I would get a lot more use out of that box, than I would the chip. That is a fine looking container.

And now we have to kill him.

Wash yer melons. No, but seriously.

You should have waited a year and taken your kids to watch the joint Russian/North Korean military parade down Pennsylvania Ave.

You could likewise “samosa” anything! But I do think there’s something awesome about the thinner wrapper as well. In short:

Do I live in a world where ‘durian cheesecake’ is a thing?

This is a take expelled from the anus of an E coli victim.

I want to see you do a British Sunday roast dinner egg roll. Hear me out:

So, 86 grams of sugar in a small serving.