“Homosexual Agenda.” “Homosexual Lifestyle.” It’s not clinical. Yes, the word itself is “supposed to be” bereft of connotation, but it isn’t.

“hetero-normative”

Gross, but pretty typical.

You might want to take your own advice, sweetheart.

Nope. But the term “homosexual” is a tip-off. Even if the commenter is gay I think my comment stands. Nobody gets to be the voice of our community. We aren’t a monolith.

Nope.

I don’t. But the word “homosexual” is a bit of a tip-off. Even you, gay MarksMaker, don’t get to decide what is acceptable for the rest of us to find funny.

Are you really telling gay folks what is and isn’t funny to us? What we’re allowed to make fun of about our own community? You don’t really get to do that...

You’ve found us out!

I think it’s more about how straight people really think we act differently when they’re not around. Also, straight people constantly ask “how do you know he’s gay???” in hushed tones like we have some international secret handshake. (We don’t.)

It’s also a line from the movie Diabolique... from 1996.

That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. “Dipped?” Has anyone ever said “gimme a dip of ice cream?” No. Because it’s called “scooping.” A better name would be “hand scooped ice cream.” Why make it so confusing?

That is just jaw-droppingly rude! I hope you threw her coffee in her face.

I’ve had several dogs over the years, and so have my siblings with children. Dogs are surprisingly good at differentiating between other dogs and children/babies. Dogs are much gentler with baby humans than they are with other dogs.

Ha! No worries! Ok, is your screen name a reference to Roseanne yelling "Darleeeeeeene!" on her show? If so, I love you...

Yes, this has already been pointed out. I'm a doofus, and easily fall for ratings gimmicks.

Damn you Ru!!!!

How did I not realize that??? I'm such a sucker...

I am so glad you mentioned it! I just watched it, and she kills me!