Congrats, she's German. Which means the taxpayer is still definitely paying, but in general Europeans seem to have less problems with that system.
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You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.
Good. God. I'm getting sympathy back pain.
Seems like this is a race for pole position of the Crazy 500.
Ohh, how wrong you are.
Just eat it on the toilet.
A toffee butter center would cause me to balloon up into unapologetic obsesity
It's from 2009 but oddly you nailed his first name- it's Keith!
Keith Urban.
Seriously, that's his name. Officer Keith Urban.
Also, how typical that the less attention a cat is given, the more they MUST HAVE THE ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."
I love Law and Order so much that I just sang along with the first part of your comment.
My (male) partner is unemployed and I (female) am employed full time. He makes me breakfast, packs my lunch for work, does the dishes and most of the laundry, vacuums, helps me with the groceries and sometimes helps me with dinner. I am kind of glad he's unemployed, to be honest.
At a party once I overheard this dudebro talking about how much he needed to get married so he'd have a woman to cook for him and stuff. I turned to him and said "Oh man, I want a wife" and he goes (very uncomfortably) "dude, I'm totally cool with lesbians." He completely missed my point and I just kind of stared at…
People are always just making chocolate or vanilla, and they don't even think about lemon and how delicious lemon cake is. It really is.
Lemon confections/baked goods are the TOP of Everything. Chocolate can GTFO as far as I'm concerned. Lemon squares are the best.
The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.
I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.
You're misunderstanding the point of the #YesAllWomen thing; the point was not to paint all men in a negative light, but to point out that all (or almost all) women experience gender-based harassment or discrimination. #NotAllMen was based on this misunderstanding; every feminist knows that not every man is a harasser…
Same here. When they start arguing with you over the definition of every single word, you've passed a semantic event horizon from which nothing good ever returns.