I'm sure there are over a dozen people who could comment on this story and counter Mr. Gross-man, uh sorry, Grothman's assertions. I'll be happy to start.

When people say crap like this, I just want to say, "ok, then why aren't you on welfare?" Like if the deal is that sweet, as a true business savvy person, go try it. Have a few kids, and try to live on food stamps and medicaid, etc for a year. Let me know how that works out for ya, jackass.

My opinion is wrong? OK then. Hard to argue with that.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

Is this a thing now on Jezebel? Registering outrage and making fun of commenters who haven't even commented on the thread yet or at all?

There is nothing terrifying about knowing you can become strong and fit after 70. That shit is reassuring as FUCK. I love this post and I love Willie.

Lots of native English speakers make the same mistakes.

It's okay, it's my FIRST language and I still sometimes scratch my head and go, "WTF..."

Oh wow. I'm replying to this because I'd like people to see it.

If you can't see what's objectively hilarious about this video, I don't even know what to tell you.

I am having a full-on vegan Thanksgiving, and I'd like to roundhouse kick all of these damned people. Like, really? You think *this* is how you win people over? This is how you make other vegans want to revenge-eat a pork shoulder.

The thing that really gets me is that, technically, beneath all of their "MEAT IS MURDER!!!" insanity, they do have a point. And I say this as somebody who had a hamburger ten minutes ago.

Thing is, you're wrong about " most people really gave it a lot of thought they would probably agree that eating meat is morally wrong and is also destroying the planet" and it's very patronising to say that we just haven't really thought about it. That's why people get annoyed.

wut? medical records? did they stumble into portlandia?

"it's not food; it's violence"

That's the wrong kind of talk 'round here. You're only supposed to stand up for the causes that Jez says so in the manner that Jez deems appropriate.

I think they're great too, although I suspect I have a different reason for doing so than you do.

I wish I had that few problems in my life that I could do this kind of shit.

As a Sophmore I opened up my entire left arm from wrist to elbow with a knife, I sat all day at school watching myself bleed out, going to the bathroom between classes. Someone noticed I was looking sick, pale and the nurse came and got me, I said I was ok and she said i could go but to drink some juice, we had a…