What? Don't you hate it when you accidentally put a bullet in the wrong guy at the wrong time? It really is sort of a pain in the ass.

w/r/t intelligence and depression, i am assuming this is why he didn't feel terrible at all, testifying with this message.

Dating: No matter what I can't shake the feeling I'm doing it wrong.

Waving a loaded gun around in a moving car...it's demanding, not asking, for something horrible to happen.

Rich people are ridiculous.

Us, one week into our cheese cleanse business:

We need to start a cheese cleanse business.

What are fat fasts!? WHERE YOU ONLY EAT FAT? That sounds very up my alley. Please elaborate.

My juice fast was lemon and grapefruit so maybe that was why I struggled with it!

RIGHT!? I even like Clara okay relative to previous companions (although Donna Noble is my hands down Goddess favorite) but I found this season so horribly boring. I think you hit the nail on the head though that Clara is VERY much shaped by the situation of that episode. I don't even like Capaldi's Doctor which I…

Hey, cats have known this for years and keep doing it. There must be something good about it.

MY LIFE IS A SOUP CLEANSE. I eat soup like 5 days a week. Soup is just always more delicious than any non-soup version of the same ingredients, and you make it by putting stuff in a pot for the length of a Doctor Who episode. What's not to like? (Plus, you can be full for a day from eating soup for WAYYYYY less than…

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

I know it's really terrible, but the word "hosebeast" always makes me laugh. It just has a ring to it.

I wouldn't really care—I mean, I'm dead. I'm NOT there. I don't need a fancy coffin. I'm NOT there. Just donate my good organs and incinerate my remains, cuz I've PEACED-OUT muthafuckers.

Can we talk about the dude holding that bird tho!!

It's bullying, pure and simple. But calling it a "death threat" assigns a level of alarm to it that it frankly doesn't warrant, and minimizes actual death threats.

"Kill yourself" is an unreasonable, inexcusable, asshole thing to say, but it is not a "death threat."

"I'll kill you" - death threat

Are these supposed to be examples of the death threat tweets? Because they're death threats in the same way that saying "go fuck yourself" is a rape threat.

That kind of proposal would just prove to me that my partner did not make wise financial decisions, and was probably not someone to commit to for life.