I'm faking baseball to catch a man. My secret is out.

A blurb that totally mischaracterizes fact? Gawker Media knows nothing about any of that.

I really want to make a Family Feud crack but I can't come up with one. I'm old and not funny.

All indignation I felt on this woman's behalf vanished when I read the part about the "prank war."

I've watched the first three episodes and I like Maura and am interested in what's happening to her.

20 years ago my stepdad make a wooden scooter really similar to this for his toddler granddaughter. Her father, well known by everyone to be a douchebag, wouldn't let her play on it because it was handmade and therefore not safe. He then cheated on my stepsister left and right, then had a nervous breakdown when she…

"Are you still single and hopeful that love is out there somewhere, just waiting for you to find it and fill your heart with bluejays and butterflies?"

I don't actively believe objects carry bad mojo, but I can't shake the fear that they do. If a piece of jewelry or something has a bad history attached to it (e.g. tragic death of previous owner), I don't want it. Better safe than sorry.

This is the first I've ever heard of him.

4/5 times I worry that I'm having another depressive episode, I drink some water and then realize I was just dehydrated.

I really wonder about grown ass adults who are into Disney anything. And I'm assuming people buying wedding cakes are grown ass adults.

Back up? I don't even have a current husband or someone slated for the slot.

You really don't realize how important eyebrows are to the human face until someone loses, removes, or renders them invisible.

I don't get Starz so I haven't seen any of this show. But the good buzz prompted me to finally crack the spine of my copy of the first novel in the series.

I still miss Mademoiselle.

Cool story, bro: I've lowered my already low standards a few times in recent years out of said loneliness and desperation. Still got dumped. Came to the conclusion that if it's going to end badly either way, I may as well stick to my standards and get dumped by men I actually enjoyed being with.

The former unhugged child, who gets paid (I guess) to try to convince liberal bloggers to get mad at him at the country's leading outlet for conservative thought... .

I've held tight to my one dealbreaker (babydaddy to multiple women.)

"Hey" works just fine with me when I like the guy's profile.

I stopped watching around 2009 as I just wasn't buying it anymore. I've caught an episode here and there since and it seemed it was getting borderline ludicrous. Sounds like it's now completely unhinged.