Actually, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Maybe only because you can't shoot someone through the phone.

I just almost choked on my gum.

I know I'm in a distinct minority so I mostly keep this opinion to myself. But I find most all modern portraiture cringe-worthy and don't care for the trend. I don't even really like wedding photos.

The principal is your pal, Reuters. (Mistakes distract me from subject matter.)

It's on Alicia Marie's Facebook page. Some asshat tried to yank Alicia's Tigra costume right off her.

Deleted. Blame day drinking.

I forget exactly why because he only told me once, but my adult nephew had legit medical, painful reasons.

Doctors: shit like this is why your malpractice insurance is so high.

This was my reaction to prescription eyelash-thickening ointment. "It's called mascara, Brooke. $6.99 at Walgreens."

I went to high school with a granddaughter of Groucho Marx. She did have full eyebrows but they worked on her. She was very pretty.

"Thanks Eastern European roots!"

I got my eyebrows professionally waxed once in 2005. The aesthetician told me how lucky I was to have naturally full eyebrows, then proceeded to divest me of 99% of them. It took months to grow them back.

My observation has been that pretty much everyone thinks their exercise program is the best one and people doing other programs are anything from misinformed to stupid douchenozzles. I wish people would chill out, work out how they want to work out and let other people work out how they want to work out. I'd shave my…

I now have a nagging fear of doing anything of note because I don't want my picture on the internet for strangers to comment on. I know that if I saved a baby or something and 500 people commented on my awesomeness, I'd fixate on the one creep who called me fat.

Wow. I once asked for a trim on my bob and was given a bilevel shag. I still didn't go this batshit.

Someone's probably a little touchy about having a girl's name.

Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure - I put it on in May and have touched it up maybe 3 times since (toes only, though.) So I'll be sticking with that and it's $4.60 price tag. That's a sweet-looking bottle though.

I'm like you but apparently our hardy female genitalia are outliers. Seems like most women get yeast infections and UTIs at the drop of the hat. Cool story, bro: Once brought my cat to the vet for a UTI and the lady vet said "you know what's it like". When I said I didn't, she actually called two techs into the exam…

Thank you for this insight. I'm sorry for your experience.

Using that line of reasoning, neither would punishing the rapists. ???