I clicked because I want to know why Lindy hates fairy tales. But then it got way tl;dr.

Me, too. Have you watched old Prime Suspects? She's way hotter now than she was when she was middle-aged. I'm crossing my fingers.

I'm pushing 40 and the only regret I feel is knowing I'll be on my own when I'm elderly. But that, in and of itself, is not a good reason to have kids. You have them because you want to be a parent, not because you want future caretakers.

"Fuck Pakistan!" -George Carlin

Malitol, sorbitol or related. The second I read "sugar-free candy" I knew the problem and the cause. That stuff makes me so sick I actually miss saccharine-sweetened sugar-free gum and I run screaming from "sugar-free candy."

She's so underrated, I have no freaking idea who she is. Seriously, never seen the name before today. I totally get her tweet, tho'.

"No way. YOU tell the guy with the M16 that he has to leave." -Chipotle Asst. Manager

I listened to the song last night and asked "how did they get from from Cup of Life and Waka Waka to this shit?" (I admit to having questionable taste in music.)

Not directly related to the topic at hand and there are surely lots of exceptions. But in a sociology class in college, I was taught that white collar/blue collar parents often have the same parenting style as the managerial style at their respective workplaces. I.e., white collar parents are less authoritarian than…

I believe you.

In late 1999, my father, a normally practical and sensible individual, told me that Clinton was going to use the computer shutdown at Y2K to declare martial law and extend his presidency. I was young and still trusted his judgment at that point in time but I still side-eyed him. Now I wonder how someone who was a…

The Lewinsky scandal? Striking while the iron's hot there, Brown.

I recently tried to buy a $120 silver lame' bag online but their system insisted my address isn't my address and wouldn't let me buy it. At first I was pissed, but the next day I was all "LOL, bad tech protecting me from myself!"

I've mentally filed "Am I high or are you?" for future use.

Yeah, someone's clearly trying to spice up a slow day at work.

Top 3 things I'm just not interested in and kind of wish people would stop telling me to watch: 1) Orphan Black, 2) Orange is the New Black, and 3) The Good Wife.

A makeup study performed with early twenty-somethings does not apply to me. I've had nearly forty years on this planet to figure out what makes me cringe when I look in the mirror and what makes me happy with the mirror. Nothing in the Atlantic will change my stance on light foundation, dark brown liner and nude…

Yeah, for some reason I LOLed over "Wake up, baby" but was all "hey, that's over the line" at "little slut."

I've come to expect most anything from anybody. Being folk musicians doesn't prohibit you from domestic brawling. In fact, a lot of talented people can be real dicks sometimes.

Birth order stuff is always a hoot when you try to apply it to me. I was born the younger of two, but my brother died when I was 9. When I was 11 my father married a woman who was the guardian of her 7 year old grandson and I was his de facto older sister until his mother was able to take custody three years later. …