They could also argue that crazy-ass protestors with bombs and guns might scare off customers. Except that wouldn't win the support of the right.

IDGI.

I wonder what kids are getting the shit beat out of them by their parents while CPS is chasing this lady.

I was glad to learn this was a hoax. What does it say about our society that I find lying for money far less distasteful that injecting your kid with botox? What does it say about me, for that matter?

Mine too, and I never in a million years thought of taking pictures and calling it art.

Once I'd been feeding my body well for a while, I stopped being able to tolerate more than one or two "cheat" meals any given week. I get sick if I do more.

I'll never forget one time when, after a days long junk food bender, my body said "enough" and plagued me with a wild salad craving. I wanted crisp, crunchy, green and other pretty-colored vegetables more than I wanted the most delectable ice cream or cheesecake you could imagine. So I grabbed a nice-looking salad and…

Oh my goodness, I can't believe I stumbled across a low-carb thread on Jezebel. Primal Blueprint and butter devotee here. My last meal: roast beef, salad with real salad dressing, 2 oz real cheese, blueberries in real cream with stevia. Nom.

When you're not stabbing yourself in the hand trying to pit them. OT, but I'm currently typing this with one hand carrying four stitches and wrapped in gauze. :(

They're too narrow for my buniony feet. What sucks is I rarely wore high heels before I got a bunion, so I get all the pain without had any of the fashion.

There's a picture somewhere of my toddler self toddling around in a pink one with yellow flowers. Totally not new.

I was about to post "I wear Danskos and my feet still hurt."

I don't even have balls and that hurt to read.

The dirt is almost as good for you as the produce.

This typical American woman: get 3 degrees, work diligently in education to pay her taxes and contribute to economic recovery, exercise 5-6 days a week, eat her veggies, don't smoke, read books, volunteer in the fight against hunger, don't get asked out on a date in over a year and get reminded by the internet every…

I recently decided to not purchase an otherwise perfect-for-me daypack because it was not only Nike, but had "NIKE" emblazoned on it. It would have raised eyebrows with my Quaker hiking buddies.

I didn't go. My friend talked me into ditching prom to go with her to a party a few towns over that was gonna be epic. On the way there, she got stoned while driving, we had a huge fight and I made her pull over so I could call my daddy to come pick me up.

MTE.

So, is this what was going on with the guy on OKCupid who messaged me out of the blue to tell me I was never going to have good sex? Because I didn't realize I was supposed to sleep with him after that. I deleted the message and blocked him.

I'm about 20 pounds over what the silly BMI thing says I should weight. The weight loss shows are actually counter-productive for me because I watch one and say "Well, I may be chubby, but I'm not 300 pounds. I'm gonna order a pizza." And if I don't order a pizza, but stay between 1,400-1,500 calories and exercise,…