@quietgrrrl: Damn it, I hate when that fucking YouTube icon makes me commit typos because I can't see what's underneath it.

Only rape joke I ever lauged at was the sign outside the prison in My Name is Earl:

"Should you disclose depression to your employer?"

This is the kind of stuff I drink at home because I sometimes enjoy soda-pop tasting booze. But I'm always embarrassed to buy it and NEVER order it in a bar/restaurant. I like beer/vodka and soda/bloody marys too and they don't make me look silly.

You know those things that make toilet-flushing sounds to mask the noise of your pooping? I first read about them here, so you all deserve to hear this story.

#4 - I recently started using coconut oil on my hair and I'm very pleased with the results. I put on a little bit the night before a shampoo and a little bit on just the top layer before I flat iron. And I don't smell like Hawaiian Tropic, which I had expected.

Since when do six-year-olds cheerlead? Goddamn, I'm getting old.

@Nimnyn: I like chocolate fine, but it's in no way my go-to sweet. I like variety and especially love fruit-flavored cakes and such.

One of my favorite cupcake dealers now has a sign on the door saying that by entering the premises, I'm giving Bravo the rights to use footage of me "in perpetuity."

I first heard this joke 20 years ago. It was an aspirin then, but it's still the same tired joke.

Up with literacy! Down with punctuation!

I could wish I could express my feelings on this better, but I'm with everyone else who disagrees with the assessment of Peggy's actions here. Joan's expertise in male behavior got her nowhere here. And even if everyone does think Peggy is a humorless bitch, they know she's a she's humorless bitch who will fire their…

@cicatricella: And the rare occasion I retained the cut of the shirt by leaving in the shoulder pads, my friends would tell me "Cut out those damn shoulder pads! You look like The Refrigerator!"

@CassandraSays: LOL. Or I could peg my $25 American Eagle jeans myself.

@Eresbel: I wish.

@Queenjulie:Don't forget the pants with the zipper at the ankles. Next thing you know, the kids will be pegging their jeans again.

Remember when you had to cut shoulder pads out of every shirt and sweater you bought? I do. It was a pain in the ass.

@der gugelhupf: Well, really anything you write can be looked at this way, not just what's online. It's almost as easy to scan a letter and paste as it is to copy and paste.

Note to self: keep in mind when writing personal e-mails that they may end up posted on a Gawker network site.

I can't believe these shitstains hold my student loans. Fuck.