@Auntie_Maim: My friends insist my intimidating intelligence is the reason men never ask me out. They're too nice to tell me I'm fat and homely.

The privilege just oozes out of this post.

@Nico Coer: I dropped out in the 6th grade because the other girls in my troop were a bunch of assholes. Every time I think about volunteering for the GSA, I remember that and change my mind. :(

@LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: This was exactly what I was going to say. Samoas, fuck yeah!

All the reasons Zeiger states are exactly the reasons I buy the cookies. Carry on, Girl Scouts.

My grandmother was Roma. That could have been me. I would have chosen orange, though.

How is calling girls "vultures" blaming football culture?

@Grover Dill: MTE.

@saralegal21: Yes! It tried so hard it almost hurt. It was awkward and at the same time insulting. Every time I looked at it, I got annoyed.

Judging from the comments here, I'm in the minority. But I thought Jane sucked ever under Jane. The first issue I picked up, I couldn't believe Jane Pratt of Sassy was telling me to buy a $1,000 dress. I never really got over that.

@Katie Did.: I can imagine my mom's response to that. "I'm not buying the kid a new damn coat - I'm not made of money. You call me when you catch her with a gun but until then you can go fuck yourselves."

@Ginger Gal: That's an awesome reaction.

My elementary school had to ban Red Rover because we were using as a ruse to beat the crap out of each other. "Red rover, red rover, send quietgrrl on over." "Ow! Goddamnit, call an ambulance! Bitch broke my arm!"

Lindsay Lohan wishes she were Snooki.

@jianna: Yeah, I like to think that any man worth having would laugh as hard at this as we do as Cosmo.

@Penny: $10 says guys who follow this "advice" either:

@MissMollyKate: Which was probably their true aim. They just knew that if they titled it that they'd get called out.

I love shit like this. It's so ripe for trollin'.

When I hear someone going on at length at how awesome something is, like Kristen Bell on being 30, I always get the feeling that the person she's trying to convince is herself.

@keldo: As a claustrophobic, I'd rather be either of the first two. However, as a claustrophobic I probably wouldn't be mining in the frist place.