My core value: not spending two student loan payments on a fancy bag I don't need.

I have a co-worker who calls me sweetie. No one else would get away with it. He's not in my department, will likely retire soon, and is my work dad. He's allowed.

@dcwonderwoman: God(dess) made dirt and dirt don't hurt.

I noticed years ago that everyone thinks the frequency with which they wash their hair is the correct amount and anyone who washes their hair with different frequency is doing it wrong. If you wash your hair every other day, the person who washes it every day thinks you're disgusting. If you wash your hair every day,…

@Sugarbeetle: Yeah, that part of the story was really awesome.

I'm happy for her and glad to hear she's doing well.

She looks like a frickin' bobble head.

My (also neutered) cat has nowhere near the shame of cat in #4. The little bastard humps my leg while I'm asleep and doesn't stop when I wake up.

@MakeMeSmile: Brava. And thank you, from "someone who's been there." :)

@MakeMeSmile: By the time I realized what I had asked for existed and had a name, I was far too soured on the entire mental health profession to ever want to deal with any its members ever again. I made a very good recovery once I ceased treatment (which, of course, my providers at the time strongly discouraged - god…

@Malle.Babbe: Then there's my version of the game:

@Oface: Same here! I get ten days or they shut me off! How are other people getting away with racking up $2000? What do they know that I don't? (Or is it that they're on TV when I'm not?)

@AthertonMerriweather: If I the power to promote comments, this would be promoted.

I gotta wonder who their creditors are. I understand that credit is different for high earners than it is for poor motherfuckers like me who pay in cash because they can't afford interest. But still...eight mortgages on 3 houses? My bank would tell me to go fuck myself at mortage number 2, number 3 definitely.

@quietgrrrl: LOOK bad. Goddamn typos.

@SmarchHare: This is where the citizens of the other 49 states in the U.S. say "What the fuck, Mississippi? Stop making us bad, assholes!"

@Clementine Tangerine: As a serial complainer,* I would be quite satisfied with this response.

Correcting the spelling of a customer complaint = dick move. If I got an e-mail from a patron unhappy with my liberry, I would forward it to everyone at work, then post it on Librarians Who Say Motherfucker, and someone would surely tweet it and a good laugh would be had by all. But my response to the patron would…

I knew those weren't really her hips in the earlier post.

@Evie Havok: Wanna be my friend? :)