@quietgrrrl: It was a frequently used command, as well. "Sit, Teensy!" "Teensy, no bark!" "Hoover, Teensy, hoover!"

That's what my family called it when the dog cleaned up our spilled food for use.

Unless it something essential for health, like all vegetables, why bother? I hate cardamom. So fucking what?

I would have really appreciated not ending up with a roommate who was a fundamentalist homophobe obsessed with The Rules.

I had my life change for the better after a move, but it wasn't the move itself. It was choosing a new career, getting distance from my family and also getting distance from bad memories. It was a complete reboot, not just a change of location.

I had totally forgotten about Contempo Casuals. I got an awesome pink babydoll dress there sometime around 1991 or '92.

Is it wrong that when I saw this ad, I turned to cat and said "a can of Fancy Feast says she blows up again within a year?"

Charge EVERYONE an extra 50 cents. Problem solved.*

@HelloKitty: No, it just means my very first record album (yes, RECORD) was K-Tel's The Magic of Abba. I'm a raging fan.

Frida & Agnetha.

@SalutLaMiss...: That's pretty much the way I feel. But I'm still gonna laugh and shake my head in 6 months when I read here about how he cheated on her.

@rampantwhistler: MTE.

The stuff on the side of her face looks like a Star Trek alien. Seriously. I'm wracking my brain trying to remember what episode that was.

@JulieSunday: Or watched any porn from the Super Naturals series.

I was hoping for a more detailed explanation of why this bra won't be availabe any time soon. "Sexism, of course" is kind of vague.

"What is your reaction...?"

@Orangeblossoms: Another site discussing this report called those of us who wear them "retards." People need to mind their own feet and stop worrying so much about what's on ours.

@PennyFarthing: I feel like women who want bigger homes must have help. I'm looking at studios right now because I'm sick of spending half my life cleaning a one-bedroom.

I'm sure I'm hardly the first person to point this out. But HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!! She can't even spell his name right!!!!!

@Juliekins: Until I read the comments on this post, I really had no idea how harshly I was being judged based on my footwear. Me and me silly, foolish desire to not hurt.