I can smell that thing through the computer monitor. I hope the guy wearing it never sits down next to me on the subway during a heat wave.

They're gonna figure it out eventually and they're gonna be pissed they were lied to.

If I were a celebrity publicist, I would insist my clients not have Twitter accounts. They seem to be doing themselves more harm than good.

Is there really something called "shameless indecency" in the UK penal code? I find that...awesome.

Read the first third of this trying to glean why I'm supposed to care. Gave up. Can anyone who read the whole thing shed some light?

@newmakcity: Chiming in with the WTFs.

Sky dive. Or even ride the free fall rides at Six Flags. Totally don't need to do that.

@weaselina: Comment of the day nominee RIGHT HERE. Hell yeah!

I piss, wash my hands, maybe chat about the weather with a co-worker (satan's anus, is it hot or what?). Then I go back to work.

@quietgrrrl: It's probably worth pointing out here that I'm 35 years old. Hardly ancient, but I've got a fair amount of experience under my belt and I'm not exactly talking out my ass on the subject.

@Apollinarius: I dunno, people can talk about self esteem and "eye of the beholder" all they want, but it's as plain as the nose on my face that men don't want me. I actually don't think I'm that hideous, but as the obvious answer is usually the accurate one, it seems that I'm lacking whatever it is that makes a woman…

@skahammer: Insert whatever adjective for "desirable to straight men" you want, I'm not it. Apparently, I'm like, kind of fuckable but no one worthy of spending much time or being seen with in public. Cat, hobby.

@quietgrrrl: Hepzibah. Effin' typos.

Here's my book on 2 years of celibacy and the 6 years of celibacy that came before that: I'm not hot. Therefore, my options are limited to boorish men with little to no lovemaking skills. I decided I was better off getting a cat and taking up a hobby.

"'She can't channel Michael ­Jackson and wear gloves ­everywhere,' says a source, 'That's ­ridiculous... .'"

Isn't this the person who says women shouldn't lift more than 3 pounds? I'd like to throw one of my 15 pound dumbbells at her. Not to hurt her, but because it would be hilarious to watch her try to catch it.

@tiredfairy: @Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: I used to be the same sort of "civil libertarian" Mr. Cohen claims to be. But now I'm getting to the point where I'm thinking that if parents aren't goint to teach their kids to not be sacks of shit, then the schools do have to step in. :(

@Ipomoea: Mad Max sucks anyway.

I didn't start reading jezebel.com until long after the book and movie both came out. Here's my chance to express my tongue-in-sheek theory that Fielding originally intended Bridget Jones to be satire and just rolled with it when it become "the voice of the female experience" or whatever. (I don't know about the rest…

@GrummoreGrummersom: This, this, this and this. I'm also an apartment dweller and yes, you have to accept a certain amount of noise. TVs, phone conversations, vacuuming, furniture being rearranged is all to be expected. People screaming their fool heads off at 3 AM is NOT OK.