@The Conductor: I say she's faking it.

My former neighbor not only faked 45-minute screaming orgasms at 2 AM, but told the super that she pays her rent and can do whatever she wants in her apartment. I feel sorry for whoever she lives next to now. Some people shouldn't be allowed to mix in regular society.

@snownpaint1: I once lost patience and screamed a series of curse words into the telephone. Turned out that for that particular organization's system, "FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING ASSHOLES" was the magic phrase that got me to a person.

Hopefully, it being the next frontier in technology will lead to improvements in the software. I have rheumatoid arthritis that is currently well controlled through medication and lifestyle, but I worry a lot about that changing. I'd like to think that voice recognition software would allow me to keep working should…

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: I'm literally LOLing at this story. This is awesome.

Ahh, sweet America! Where you give your kid any dumbass name you want!

OK, I like snakies and even I'm squicked out a touch.

@Hortense: This.

LOL. I have tattoo. I not real woman. Me so sad. Except not.

I live in pre-war building that has neither central air nor an electrical system that can handle a window unit that's effective at 85 degrees or up. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in over a week. I work in a new building where they haven't figured out the environmental controls yet and it's hot and stuffy. I am…

@jinxedluck: That was my very first thought, too.

@shorty63136: I tried to tell the U-Haul joke to a boyfried once. He didn't get it, but tried to fake that he did and said it was gross.

Making me glad I didn't watch this.

I thought all their flights were suspended due to a pilots' strike.

One of the commenters outed him. Awesome. (Assuming the name is correct.)

Stay classy, Mike!

My heart will always belong to cake. But it wouldn't break my heart if any of the following earn hip status, making them even easier to procure:

@yvanehtnioj: One of my friends keeps threatening to nominate me. I don't even dress bad, I just keep things simple with a self-imposed "uniform." If she doesn't quit it, I'm gonna snap and threaten to nominate her for Losing It. Then I'll come off looking like the bad guy.

@BringerofthePain: LOL, mine too. A friend keeps threatening to sick What Not to Wear on me. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to tell Stacey London and her guy-pal to fuck themselves.

Except I don't call it recycling. I call it not being wasteful and poor.