“Stupid men can’t be blonde,” you say?

My favourite is ‘Short men don’t have heels; ugly men don’t have make up; stupid men can’t be blonde’. You can. Really. Nothing is stopping you apart from your own rigid, bullshit, binary conceptions of gender. Even so, fuck you.

HOLY CRAP

Maury Pauvich is the only person I trust to get to the bottom of this.

“Creating your own environment of privilege” is a pretty unromantic way to talk about your girlfriend.

There is no simple answer but here’s what I do know: white people are more likely to take other white people seriously. Call your racist grandfather out (I’m speaking hypothetically, not personally). Call your racist aunt out. Call your racist friend out. They are more likely to listen to you than me because they look…

As a Madridista, I am dying that our boy Benz is all of a sudden making news in the US tabloids. Like, from his horrible fashion sense, to his constant driving infractions, to the fact that he didn’t have furniture in his house for years after moving to Madrid, Karim Benzema is an objectively ridiculous human being,…

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

On a personal note, as a brown woman I’m irl more afraid of white boys that age than gang people of all colours.

So glad they caught the fucker alive. I want to hear why and most importantly I want the “lone wolf”/ “lone gunman”/ “mentally ill” crowd to go to the nearest sky scraper, hold hands and jump off.

TS, I think that every time I leave for work.

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

It’s crazy when doubling the price of literally everything you sell while halving the quality doesn’t result in higher sales.

No one will like my comment, but I remember at my college graduation there were some families that cheered so loud that the next name was inaudible. Kind of sucked for those graduates and their families. Obviously no one should go to jail or be fined or even be made to leave, but its a dick move to cheer so loud and…

It sucks when your son/daughter’s name is about to be announced, and you can’t hear it because the kid in front of them has their family loudly cheering for 5 seconds.

Russell no. Worse than quotes like that though are the ones, “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”, and “Just decide to be happy”.

Thanks, Russell! I feel so much better about my crippling poverty.

THEN GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY, RUSSELL SIMMONS! (Sorry, I’m in a mood.)

Oh my god, Russell, STFU! Also, Talib, I’d like to add “I’m not racist but...”.