I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. If you want to show off your tits, go forth and show off your tits. But PLEASE stop making it seem like you’re doing charity work. What you’re actually doing is sexualizing a deadly disease. You taking a topless selfie does fuck all to advance the treatment that saved my mom’s life and will…

So he was probably well on his way to getting arrested, yes?

Too bad they can’t just give any money they raised for Warren right to the Bernie Sanders campaign.

“It was an enormous, enormous triumph,” Steinem told ABC “We feel very celebratory and positive that we have created a voyage across the DMZ in peace and reconciliation that was said to be impossible.”

She claimed that they were too soft and smudged too easily. So I made two lines with one of my Velvets and one of her cheapo Dixon units and then smeared them... Hers smeared farther, mine not as far but a little darker.

Clearly he’s a brilliant actor, but I’ll never be able to see him as anything other than Black Jack Randall now, no matter if he were to play Jesus Himself.

I found myself surprised that I was upset that during the rape they showed only Theon’s face. The only thought I had was “way to make a woman getting raped all about how a man feels.”

Sorry, I’ll just be over here imagining Allen coming home to a house full of chickens “Allen, I just found out chickens are huggable!!”

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

Seriously. Amber Rose flies commercial? I mean how is that even possible with how many albums she’s sol....the gross of her last big movi...the ratings on her hit TV sh...

Is this a maxi dress? Because I wanna be this one.

Apparently I’m a maxi-dress:

You must not come here often.

I live alone and didn’t use my dishwasher for the first 18 months of living in my house. Now I wonder what the hell I was waiting for. It also means that the ridicculous amount of place settings (13! In case I wreck one!) I bought is totally justified.

Wait, religious freedom means all religious freedom? The GOP in Missouri is going to be shitting bricks over this.

You cannot maintain that America is a meritocracy without also pathologizing the poor. The fact that the same people, from the same places, are continually struggling to survive requires that you either accept that those people—their culture, their neighborhoods, the most basic ways in which they live their lives—are…

This monkey with his pups is my new favorite.

Nothing wrong with Colin not dating. Someone’s entire life doesn’t have to have the pressures of high school.