I have no idea what you're talking about or what it has to do with this video I posted but you know what? You just do you, drunk Internet commenter. You do you.

Methinks his partner was already familiar with Shaun's "minimal effort" sexually long before this injury.

You know, it's really funny how most of the people who complain about a 45-minute long continuously played half (+ a few minutes injury time) will happily sit and watch an American football half so broken up by clock stoppages that it takes more than twice as long as the soccer half to get through.

It bothers me that a size 12 is considered plus but maybe that's my own insecurity.

I couldn't tell if Boneheader was going to pass out or vomit, but his reactions were a hoot to watch. Hee hee hee...

Should Boehner trademark his Condescending Prick facial expression? It is flawless and eternal.

my entire twitter was just me talking about their faces

Four claps from Boehner on the need for combatting anti-Semitism. I swear to god, I was counting the claps for each one of these things.

Also, weak clap response to the kid getting home without being harassed, but of course everyone clapped for the cops. I rolled my eyes at that a little. A lot.

Oh man, I've just been talking Boehner all night. My fiance is not amused by my commentary. I don't think I am SOTU-ing properly...

YUP.

If we are to infer that she is pregnant from this photo, we must also infer that she had her left breast removed too.

I know when my husband comes home after his whirlwind business trips in foreign countries, the first thing he does is open up the Facebook and comment about the attractiveness of potential rape victims. All the time. It's just what you do in that situation.

Why don't they just put women in the cargohold with the rest of the property and be done with it?

This does not make up for the period blood/vomit thing, Mark.

Especially considering that Wilson has been going around looking for a media outlet to interview him.

And the most condescending press conference possible.

It's absolutely disgusting that victims of violent crime have to raise money to get their medical bills covered.