Dylan McDermott looks like Adam Levine's less douchey older brother who has his shit together and you secretly wish you were dating instead of Adam Levine.

Well played, Met.

Not one of the men in those photos looks like they could fell a tree.

That kind of proposal would just prove to me that my partner did not make wise financial decisions, and was probably not someone to commit to for life.

Being a guy, I can never really understand how this feels for a woman, but what surprised me was the cumulative feeling of disgust I felt as the video went on. Each comment was compounded by all the comments that preceded it. I can only imagine what that must feel like at the end of an entire day.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

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The bible is literally the dirtiest book I've ever read. And I read VC Andrews.

I've never read that in the Bible because I only read the parts that helps me win arguments.

I saw a man piss his pants on the bus earlier, and this is still the least sexy thing I've seen today.

OK - I love Claire, I really, really do. I have been waiting close to 20 years for her bad-assery to lead the narrative on tv but...FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY I AM POWERLESS AGAINST THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THIS MIDDLE-DISTANCE STARE!

No one is spinning in circles with their arms above their heads. I do not recognize this as a feminine hygiene commercial.

I just feel like this whole country is trolling me now. Unarmed black men beaten and killed in the streets and hundreds of racists donate money to the white cop perpetrator while also posting insanely racist messages, meanwhile white folks carry around assault rifles while they're shopping at WalMart completely…

My name is Amy my initials are AMY. My parents are dorks.

Can you really "have it all" when one of the things you don't have is a job?

My little friend, Fiona, has developed old-lady-cat fur just very recently. At 17, I have my doubts she'll break any longevity records, so I follow her around with treats and toys, to make sure she enjoys the sunset.

Oh man does she have a case of "Old lady cat hair". My Booski is getting on up there. I think she'll be 15 this year. Her Old Lady Cat Hair is out of control!

Me neither. Of course, I usually hear about him from my Cayey-based family (he's also from Cayey), so I might be getting the hometown hero stories only. I want to hear all about why Wisin's a joke.

This is by far the best World Cup theme, way better than Shakira's whatever the hell that was. I listen to it all the time.