Same here, and I was invited to the FB group! I blocked it.

That Younique mascara really works!

And they worry about Sharia law?

I prefer my cat to most people. Single forever!

Having just crowdsourced this recently, here were the top two winners for button down shirts for busty women with smaller waists.

And that he is doing this on (what appears to be) concrete.... OMG.

Pretty weak clap response to ending torture. (Not surprised)

I love his slow-clap. Commentary about the reactions by the attendees is EXACTLY how you SOTU (at least at my house).

I recognize sleepy and grumpy....

Best part of the SOTU? Watching Biden and Boehner in the background.

More than 70,000 people "favorited" and more than 64,000 retweeted Bieber saying hello. What the hell is wrong with this world?

I guess I am the exception to the rule. I've been listening to Romeo Santos for years, and am as mid-western white as you can get.

You could not pay me enough to live in Buffalo.

According to a Washington Post article about the decision -

• Hand to Mouth: Living in Bootstrap America

The Bible:

I've never heard anything terribly negative about Wisin (not that I've sought out press on him or Yandel.) What's the story?

My local ice cream man plays Christmas carols.

No, but close. I was a teacher.

Aw, I loved living in Corsica. I won't dox myself by identifying where I lived (tiny place), but the people were lovely and very accepting of me. It is a beautiful place with a complicated history.