So you get two shitty vehicles instead of one ?

I knew Minis where shit cuz every woman who’m I’ve ever been in a car with has at one point pointed at one and said “I like Minis, they’re cute!” Same goes with Fiats, and the now dead PT Cruiser. If Cuteness is a marketing ploy you rely on to sell a car. It’s mostly shit.

They got teachers in West Virginia ? I’ll be damned........I know, I know. Just having a little fun. Shit

Excuse me, I’m new to this planet can you guys point me to the master race I heard they run the show here...........wait this horse faced bitch is it ? Oh no wonder you guys are fucked up. I’m going back to my shitty planet.

I’d watch her on Fox wearing skirts and crossing her legs like all the broads on Fox are required by contract to do.

Let’s keep Snarf, Snarf in our prayers tonite.

Okay so how long till there’s a Fox new story about how Black Panther is saying its ok to be a black militant, its anti-caucasian, its racist, it makes white people nervous. You name it.

WTF, looks like what happens when sheep get sheared bald.

They do realize they would have to go through the South to do it right ?

And coming in at second place so far (behind Trump) for asshole of 2018.... 

“Ooh wait there are crooked cops?” said no one ever living in a poor neighborhood.

No Honda we dont need more great, cool, fun cars! No eff the V6 Accord Coupe! No we need more bloated 4 door sedans with a SPORT badge for all the “I dont want the Regular Accord, that’s for losers” fat asses.

Funny how Trump and his Trumptards treat him like Jeesus. He is responsible for the economy (even though economists say the current economy is more a product of the person who was in office 3-4 years back) but he is not responsible for the raise in hate, bigotry and racism. God is only responsible when kids live but…

If your children are addicted to youtube then take a look at yourself, are you on FB, Twitter, Instagram, Youtube at nite when you get home instead of spending time with your children ?

Real question, when did it become the thing to do to save “for children’s college” ? My parents where like you want to go to college ? We’ll buy you a second hand car so you can drive there other than that you are on your own. Maybe my parents are assholes, but I didnt grow up thinking my parents owed it to me to cut…

Ooh I’m sure Trump is the healthiest person on this planet...with his fat pasty ass.

Bye dbag, can you say “Would you like fries with that?” Ooh wait, like Micky Dees is gonna hire you with with your stupid ass Bieber reject hair do. Get a haircut and a real job dope.

Hey hollywood is in deep shit, what do we do ? let’s give Oprah an award. She’s black an a woman it’s a slam dunk ! Great thinking, then we can go back to doing what we do best. Making money while turning the other way.

GTFO Aint nothing like an old Reel to Reel.

Only pain these truck bros feel is their kidneys after downing endless Monster drinks.