My live-in boyfriend and I have been fighting and I know things are generally "off." I've been depressed (new city, can't find work and it's been hard to make friends) and he is taking it personally. He's been going to parties without inviting me (ahem) and being generally inconsiderate, which triggers fights and long…

THANK YOU, GOOD SIR.

Go home, everyone else wearing too much Acqua Di Gio; the position has been filled.

I'm a Britney fan too. She's been through some shit and I admire the fact that she's kept on despite all the haters.. plus her songs are the BEST for workout playlists.

Lindy... holy fucking shit, BEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER. You made me cry big giant crocodile tears of mirth.

Also... I'm from the Provo area. Most unmarried Mormon girls are not wearing temple garments. But layers, SO. MANY. LAYERS: lacy tanks to wear under low cut shirts in every color imaginable. Most rebellious behavior: throwing a mocktail party or going for ice cream Saturday after midnight and thus "technically but not…

Biggest pet peeve: Anyone who thinks she's not a "real" football fan because she's wearing Lilly Pulitzer dress and heels to a home game in September. Bless their hearts.

Sooo.. about six months before I had my first period, my mother sat down with me at the family kitchen table and drew a diagram. Of a uterus. And ovaries. And fallopian tubes. And talked a lot about monthly cycles, eggs, and the blessing of being able to have babies. For several mealtimes after that all I could see…

Okay, my mom is so forward-thinking. She requested a pair of onion goggles a couple years ago for Christmas and loves them. They look ridiculous but she works 'em.

AHH, BASKING IN THE WARM GLOW OF OTHER BREAKFAST-LOVERS.

This is SO FRUSTRATING and idiotic I am LITERALLY sitting at my computer with my mouth hanging open.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Authorities say that the teenage girl, who is currently in a juvenile detention center, does not recall what happened the evening she attacked her mother.

"Your fellow graphic designer is probably a goth!"

Thank you from the bottom of my also incredibly frustrated heart for writing this. I'm feeling exactly the same stuff, down to my SO and intelligent lady-friends and work situations. So much casual sexism and misogyny, EVERYWHERE. I feel when I point it out and say "You know, your words and actions MEAN SOMETHING, and…

Thank you for doing this. You're a fucking hero, lady.

I don't care if this is true or not, like you.. it is a lovely fable.

One more. Does an absurd lie I've told count?

Oh man, this is about to be really cathartic for me.

HA. I had forgotten about this, but.. (names changed to protect the innocent)