To quote Weezer..

this is so fucking funny AND poetically written. godspeed to you and your cartoon dying self.

i almost just choked to death laughing. A++

HOooo boy.

Fuuuuuck. I relate to this so, so much.

One of my good friends introduced me to her first album. Loved her ever since and NEVER been able to understand why she isn't more popular.

For some reason, 4.6 inches around sounded ENORMOUS to me. Then I pulled out a ruler and a piece of string and was like "Oh yeah, okay. Yes this is average in my limited experience."

I'm also a designer, and also think of disappearing into the wilderness sometimes.. often seems more appealing. Next time you go, call me?

This thread really got me reminiscing. Here's another:

Hah, wow.. this is my ex too. "Well, that's actually YOUR FAULT because X, Y, Z and I'm perfect, obviously." I do not miss that.

Yeah, that relationship did not end.. pleasantly.. for him. I come from a verrrrry conservative area though, so that type is unfortunately common. Sigh.

Ha! Exactly. Two weeks into another relationship: "So when we get married, I will do X and I want to have lots of kids." ... Whaaa?!

We may have the same ex.

You. Are. Fucking. Amazing.

NAILED IT.

Biceps, yes... and shoulders. I have a proven weakness for good-looking ones. My.. oh.. my..

"Grad school? Why would you ever want to go to grad school. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I don't know why you even want your Bachelor's degree, you'll just stay at home with the kids."

Very late to the game, and this will probably stay in the grays, but I'll add my stories for the ambitious comment-readers like myself who can't get enough of these.

Oh. my. god. I had forgotten this book existed... probably because it also creeped me out to no end. SO GOOD/TERRIFYING.