I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…

A: Emma Watson is fantastic. She is a shining gem and the fact that she’s basically becoming a real-life Hermoine Granger is just amazing. Go her.

I’d be like:

I can’t tell you how fast I’d be like, “YOU’RE DUMPED” if a dude said that about me.

If I’d have stayed there, I would have killed her.

So, he too must be dumb, younger, obedient agreeable (“yes dear”), bring home the bacon despite his below average education, must be in good health (read: fit, preferable with rock hard abs and wasboard stomach) and a non smoker.

I have solved the eternal toilet seat debate: the person who cleans the toilet sets the default seat position. An elegant and just solution.

That’s a bold strategy. Mine just insists he was GONNA do it, he swears. Never mind the fact that we both know he wasn’t.

I remember that day with shame. But also, with gratitude for living in a country where people will wince-smile and nod if yer boob is out, rather than point. Yay Canada.

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

Oh my god, yes.

Last time I flew a lady changed her baby on the tray table. Stood in the aisle of the plane and changed its diaper there for all to enjoy. (The baby also cried the entire 3 1/2 hr flight, but that’s another story). I know the airplane bathrooms are tiny, but no smaller than the general area each of us is assigned as a…

It may vary from person to person, but in my case french onion sunchips dipped in french onion dip turns poop chalk white, black licorice turns it green, blazin hot cheetos turn it bright red, and carefully alternating between the three can turn your next crap into christmas.