¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <—- THIS is my new favorite internet thing. THANK YOU.

Lindy, YOU ARE MY HERO.

Catwoman.. its good-ugly.

I don't care how many times I see this gif, it's always awesome.

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Bookmarking for later use.

If I remember correctly from my time in Massachusetts, that law is statewide.. killed my buzz. Oh wait, no it didn't.

Ummm.. yeah. I feel a little confuddled by that one...

Lorde, what are those SHOES?

Okay, when I read the title of this article I thought "MUST DO IMMEDIATELY: Almost Win An Oscar."

THIS. More of THIS, please, fashion adverts!

Okay, this raccoon is better at popping bubble wrap than I am.

I'm probably one of the only girls my age who never really got into the Spice Girls... but I took this quiz anyway and got Baby Spice. Cool?

Okay... after clicking that link I'm slightly terrified AND irritated.

Good grief, I'm sorry. Ughh ...

Did you actually read any of the comments on this post, or did you just scroll straight past to start trolling?

Yikes.. I can't help but wonder what he would have done if you hadn't bought diapers from Amazon? "I was going to fraudulently charge your account and ruin your credit, but now I'm not! That makes me your knight in shining armor, RIGHT???" Um, no.

Oooof. Of all the ways to be harassed, having someone send scary / creepy / unknown / inappropriate text messages upsets me the most. Glad you got out of that situation early.

What .. in .. the .. ACTUAL FUCK. I seriously hope you are not continuing your "friendship" with her in any way. She sounds incredibly poisonous.

Oh, also. A coworker whom I barely knew (we had spoken to each other possibly ONCE?) somehow got my cell phone number and texted me during office hours to beg me for a blowjob. "Please, I need one so bad, I'm just so horny." I was horrified and did not respond, which resulted in a final text to say "Fine, you bitch.…