I have a nice example of men creeping on other men, and using the women in their lives as bait. My dad loves eBay and is constantly bidding on items. A couple of months ago he wanted to make a return, but the seller didn't want to issue a refund (not sure of all the details, but that's neither here nor there).

... Art doesn't imitate life? Please tell me that was an attempt at a joke. Otherwise, oof.

This just may be the best gif on the interwebs.

Okay, so... she's not a puppy, but I'm rubbin' her belly anyway. Right. Now.

YOU are not broken. OUR UNIVERSE is broken. I don't understand why this was named "Girls Are Assholes" when it's clearly not about girls but rather the egos chasing them. Here, let me try:

My instant reaction as well... someone helllp meee understaaaand.

I can't help but wonder if these dudes would actually withhold $20 from their donation if someone had replied "You know, I'm not really into being motorboated, but my grandmother died of breast cancer so it is a cause that means a great deal to me."

Facebook message from my ex, 2am the night after I arrive in town to visit family for the holidays: "Hey whats up havent talk to you in foreve"