My dad’s family never really told him much about anything family-related on his dad’s side. He asked me to research the family last Christmas and I discovered our state (Missouri) has death certificates available online for free starting in 1905 to 1965.

My brother told me a few years ago that he has a trick he uses to keep from saying offensive things — whenever he wants to say something “politically incorrect,” he thinks, “Would Ad Infinitum get mad at me for this?” and if he decides I would, he doesn’t say it.

Sacred is a weird word to use in regards to a women’s very existence. I love my wife I love my marriage but it’s no fantasy, it takes hard work and I value it because of the happiness it brings me. To call a woman sacred like they were some ancient artifact, that’s the fucking problem. A woman is a woman is a woman,…

Yeeeahhhhh. John Kelly and I were born the same year. We’re both 67. I don’t ever remember women being “sacred.” I do, however, remember being catcalled, harassed, fondled, called names, threatened, and paid less than the men I worked with. He and I are obviously remembering things differently. Gee, wonder why?

This week I had an ultrasound and my little fetus is the right size and looking perfect and never. stops. moving. :D

Hustler - Exposing twats since 1974.

I personally take offense at the fact that the “bad” part of the map’s name ends with ‘istan’ implying middle-eastern* = bad, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to name it something like “United State of Moronica” or somesuch?

Hey Hey Hey!! Don’t give us Nevada people a bad reputation... we went full on BLUE, so... I don’t know, change your idea of Nevada, or something...

Congratulations on waking up from your 2-year coma. Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you. You’re going to want to sit down...

Does anyone remember what Avatar was about, other than blue people who were somewhat hotter than Smurfs and had a message about... nature, or something

Ladies and Gents:

I’m pretty sure we’ve proven we can’t be trusted with the Tree of Liberty. We need to start over with a Ficus and show we can be responsible for that first.

I’m just going to leave this here for you.

My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer at the age of 53, she was in remission for 15 years until she got diagnosed again this past February. I was 8 when she was first diagnosed, now I am 23, and I have to say that it is a lot fucking scarier when you’re a grownup and fully realize that your mom has a…

They are fictional.

I really love the excel grid in the background

It wasn’t a pastie, it was a decorative nipple ring.

Semantics, but just thought I’d throw it out there.

If that’s not progress I don’t know what you want.

While I might like Mrs. Kushner I support her life decisions and how she expresses her identity.

Yes.