So, is Harvey Weinstein going to be arrested at some point? Like, he freely admitted to coercing sex and has been accused of multiple rapes? Am I crazy for thinking maybe the police should get involved eventually?

Are these real? And not actually from Parks and Rec? If so, what the fuck is wrong with Indiana?

IIRC, the entire bodice was a tear-away, and he was supposed to pull it off, leaving her in a bikini or something. Instead, the inner bit came off too, exposing her boob (which conveniently had a pastie over it). The entire thing was stupid—Was Janet Jackson in a bikini too supposed to be shocking and thrilling? That…

My 11-year-old has already had all three.

CNN’s front page. Apparently his son died at college just a few hours after his firing. No information on how yet.

Is this the open thread? I’m going to pretend it is, because I just discovered that The Toast is posting again? Am I the only one who hadn’t realized?! It’s not a lot, but there’s been several new posts in the past few months. TOAST!!!

She was not fine in Valerian. She was atrocious. Rihanna was the only even vaguely entertaining part of that mess.

I just bought two twin mattresses on Amazon for my kids. They’re eight-inch-thick memory foam with that cooling gel top layer, and they were literally $110 each. I thought they’d be five times that much, or turn out to be cheap and crappy. They arrived in two days and are AWESOME. I am totally on board with Internet…

I just bought two twin mattresses on Amazon for my kids. They’re eight-inch-thick memory foam with that cooling gel…

Omg, that is best yet! 😂😂

Isn’t it fairly well-known that you can buy your way onto the NYT bestseller list? I know it’s happened before. Hell, Forbes printed an article on exactly how to do it four years ago: http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/02/22/heres-how-you-buy-your-way-onto-the-new-york-times-bestsellers-list/amp/

I believe so—I work for a state Medicaid office, and our mailroom people definitely take the same HIPAA classes everyone else does.

My kid is an 11-year-old who did school cheerleading in fourth and fifth grades, and I secretly hope she is over it because midle school cheer is a whole other ballgame, and I am terrified that shit like this will happen and she won’t tell me because she knows I’d yank her out in a hot minute.

I’ve wondered about that. A year’s advantage is nice in kindergarten, but what do you do when your kid is 18, ready to move out and be an adult, and they’re only a junior in high school? That seems incredibly shitty for everyone.

I just moved to Nevada a month ago—yay for finding other Jezzies here! Plastic surgery sucks, but it’s a hell of a lot better than a football coach! :)

I once accidentally watched a video of this being done to little girls who were being groomed to be star ballerinas in Russia. Their sobs while grown-ass men and women fucking stood or pressed on them was scarring.

Omg, the greatest rage essay ever written on the Internet is about the ocean sunfish! You will pee yourself laughing. I hope a Facebook link will work:

Depends on where you live—in the United States, inside; in the United Kingdom, outside, as far as I know! :)

Thank you. I’m glad I’m not the only person who knows this rule! I wonder if it’s “Berlin, I Love You,” or “I Love You, Huntsville.” Having been to Huntsville, I’m going to assume that’s not it.

I’ve always assumed that The Skimm is written by the Hey Ladies gals of The Toast, which is why it’s both so aggressively cheerful and so aggressively stupid.

David Atrenborough is literally half a century older than I am, and he could get it any day of the week, as long as he promised to talk the whole time.