Roughly 30% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. It’s actually closer to 50%, but a lot of those are before the woman even knows she’s pregnant.

RN here: I’ve seen quite a few people literally do that exact thing—Walk into the ER, say “I’m trying to quit drinking and I’ll go into DTs.” They get admitted, get sedation, and hopefully come out the other side a week or so later. It’s not easy, but please don’t be ashamed of doing it that way if yoy want to detox!

FWIW, a junior is named after his father, and a II is named after his uncle.

Or aunts and uncles! My brother is my children’s guardian in my will. So if we were in this situation and I were to die, they wouldn’t be able to come live with their uncle?

He’s gotta be Ice Cube’s son or nephew or something, right? Or actually Ice Cube, but with the world’s best plastic surgery? The resemblance is uncanny.

McMansion Hell and Terrible Real Estate Photos are legit my favorite places on the internet! We are soulmates. :)

I don’t mind an umbrella for a bit of shade, but this sucker is eight feet wide and six feet tall?!! Seriously? I would want to kill anyone who set one of them up at the beach on a crowded day.

I don’t mind an umbrella for a bit of shade, but this sucker is eight feet wide and six feet tall?!! Seriously? I…

MY FIRST THOUGHT. Thank you for expressing it.

I’m not the OP, but Figure 1 is one of the biggest, and it’s free.

Worst Fuck, Marry, Kill game *ever*.

Also John McCain: “I mean, I know I’ve been arrested for burglarizing my neighbor’s house, but you arrested a guy for graffitiing a wall the same day, and you let that guy go two weeks ago! Why didn’t you let me go at the same time? That makes no sense! All investigations take exactly the same amount of time, and if…

Um, WTF? If you knew this (and evidently knew it was wrong), why didn’t you call the police? I’m hoping you were just a child and couldn’t do anything yourself.

I haven’t specifically asked my veteran husband that, but I presume he would agree. And my children certainly understand that if I say, “I hope you cleaned your room before you went out to play,” that I actually mean, “That shit better be all shoved in the back of your closet before Grandma gets here. Y’all act right,…

Skin forms calluses in response to repeated friction and scraping pressure! Best way to make calluses grow back thicker and harder? Spend a bunch of money on shit like this and scrape the fuck out of your skin. Duh.

Skin forms calluses in response to repeated friction and scraping pressure! Best way to make calluses grow back…

HOLY SHIT. Thank you for sharing that madness with us. Itmakes me feel better about my life to know that I am smarter than those people. Sweet Jesus, what idiots.

No, Dexter Morgan the serial killer from Dexter, not Derek Morgan the sexy detective from Criminal Minds. ;)

Are you seriously surprised that someone who intentionally, carefully murdered ten people and terrorized an entire region got sent to a Supermax prison? I worked in downtown DC then—I walked three blocks from the Metro to and from work in a huddle with a bunch of other terrified people every day. I got gas at one of…

“She has, in her apartment, a painting by Dan Colen; it is entirely made of chewed gum of all colors, shapes, and sizes, pressed haphazardly against a surface.”

You don’t have enough stars for this comment. It took me a second, but that was FUNNY.

“Frederique Bel went more traditional.”