I am so glad I’m not the only one who thinks that! This seems guaranteed to ensure that no one ever marries him again. How could you possibly live up to “His last wife, a brilliant children’s book author, died young, but before she did, she wrote the most beautiful, heartfelt, soulful love letter ever, and was so…

Trump: “As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!”

He’s showing off a 60-some-inch tv? Is that supposed to be impressive? I have two of them, and I’m not fancy. They’re pretty freaking cheap these days. :eyeroll:

That “filed to,” man. 😭

As a U.S. nurse, my experience is that no nurses wear anything but scrubs, and doctors wear scrubs or businesswear but will throw on a labcoat if the spilled something on themselves at lunch and want to hide it.

We marched in Norfolk, VA! It was awesome!

Did anybody actually click play and watch the video up top? Because I did, and I regret it. WTF? Why was the Mona Lisa ogling me over porno music? I feel dirty now.

This needs a thousand stars.

No! It’s absolutely, definitely, 100% for sure “DUN DUN.” In all caps.

Graveyard humor is the best kind of humor.

Anyone who can work a Casablanca reference into about about Chris Brown and Purple Drank gets a star from me.

Apparently there were.

CNN is reporting that there were russians on the base. :(

This deserves to be put on a billboard.

Really real. I wstched it live on tv. It was horrifying.

“We could be the first country in history with an immigration-based economy.”

Thank you. I was like, “Huh? It’s...short. Really short. For a novel. Maybe not so much for a novella or a haiku or something. But short for a book. And awesome.”

I hate April Fools Day, and I have a daughter whose birthday is tomorrow. She was two weeks late being born—she was originally due March 15, so by the time April rolled around, we were expecting her any moment. However, I was DETERMINED that she would not have to suffer with having an April Fools Day birthday, and I…

Do you mean Christian? Because being Catholic in the South is quite uncommon. See the charts here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/03/04/chart-the-united-states-of-catholics-and-protestants/?utm_term=.ee598964bcb2

As a nurse, I’ve been incredibly depressed to see how insanely sexist a completely woman-dominated field is. Like, it’s orders of magnitude more sexist than any more evenly divided job I’ve ever had. Male nurses get hired faster, get promoted faster, and make more. Something like 9 percent of nurses are men, but…