I watched almost this entire trailer before I realized it was not actually a joke. Holy hell, does that movie look terrible.

You mean the Fox News leg cam? They aren’t the only ones who do it, but theyre the worst, and Gawker covered it a while back (as did NPR and a bunch of other places). http://gawker.com/fox-news-uses-a-leg-cam-to-ogle-female-panelists-legs-1469841162

“(There’s gonna be a major spike in liver failures a few years from now, and medical science will struggle to explain it.)“

Oh my god, I know that guy! Jesus, he was so gentle and soft and truly horrible in bed.

Yup. I got through exactly twenty-seven seconds of this before I shut it off in gagging horror.

The university in my town put on a live student production of Harold and the Purple Crayon. It was really creative and quite well done—they projected the purple crayon drawings and lines from the books on a screen behind the performers, who were all completely silent. The entire thing was dialogue-free, and the…

“I was just at Target and noticed the signs for “Deodorant” and “Women’s Deodorant” the other day.”

I surely have not, but there are about a million people commenting on here that no kids should have been watching the postgame because “Oh my God, why would any child ever be awake at 10:30 at night?! You horrible parents!”

All these people who are like, “Kids should be in bed by 10:30 at night!” have evidently forgotten about the existence of the West Coast and time zones.

So, which affordable large city do you live in, and will you hire me and my husband? I promise we’re both smart and work hard, and we live in a nice, affordable place with good jobs, but the schools here suck, and our kids deserve a better education than they’re getting.

“If Mayte and Prince knew that they would continue the pregnancy regardless of any genetic screening results, then there’s no reason to get the test done.”

I am only a Moderately Old, and I am insanely envious of the coolness of your youth. We who worshipped Madonna and Cindi Lauper knew we could never approach the glory of Houses of the Holy. (Also, as a thick Southern Goth, I adore your username.)

Serious question from an old: Is this woman’s name pronounced “Charlie Ninety-Ten”? “Charlie Ten-Hundred-Ten”?

Shockingly, women who were victims of sexual violence also shouldn’t get a pass on murdering their children.

They don’t required you to fork over money before you can get in or anything, but yes, an ambulance costs money here, just like it does everywhere else. If you are somewhere with socialized medicine, you pay for ambulances with your taxes.

No finally about it—the Catholic church accepted evolution at least several decades ago, if not even earlier than that. I find it really weird that they went to a Catholic school for this visit; you’d think one of those evangelical “schools” would have been more appropriate.

Smoking plus long periods of sitting? Blood clot is very likely—stand up to stretch, it breaks loose, and a stroke ensues. Very sad.

Oh God, “Three Wooden Crosses.” I cry EVERY TIME.

I think you must be misunderstanding something, although I’ve no idea what. No Americans call Priuses or sports cars trucks.

That would be humor. Sometimes it’s hard to catch on here.