Oh!! Mea culpa. That makes so much more sense. Thanks! Now I can go back to adoring Rihanna’s inability to wink properly—it’s so freaking cute.

“Played soccer on a dirt field”? Oh Rihanna, I like you a lot, but a dirt field? As opposed to all those fancy cement soccer fields we pretentious First-Worlders play on?

I called Burr just this morning to express to him that this North Carolinian absolutely expects him to vote no.

It is a civil violation, not a criminalone. Like how parking in a two-hour sport for three hours will get you a ticket, but drunk driving will get you jail time. Overstaying a visa is *not* a crime in that sense—you don’t go to jail for it.

I really, really hope you meant Melania, not Ivanka. #freudianhorrorshow

THANK YOU FOR THAT. You have made my day.

FUCK YOU, WaPo!

This thread is giving me life on this sad day.

I won’t lie, it looks super warm and comfy!

NPR said yesterday that they are flying to Palm Springs for a vacation—it didn’t sound like they were staying for any events.

Both. She is an awful actress playing an awful character.

“Question for any medical professionals: is a heartbeat, in fact, the universal indicator of life?”

They’re completely aware that most women won’t know they’re pregnant until after the heart starts beating—That’s the point of these bills.

If you aren’t following Gillian Anderson on Facebook, you should start immediately. She’s awesome.

Are you implying that Dina Lohan is *not* on crack? ;)

That is incredibly endearing. Have an internet hug from a total stranger!

“Throughout the 1990s, Free Press published three of the right’s most memorable books: Dinesh D’Souza’s Illiberal Education and Charles Murray and Richard Herrnstein’s infamous The Bell Curve.”

“I don’t remember what the parents used to call it... but I do remember we were just supposed to watch and stay put.”

“Death Star shoots us with gas that makes us very lazy and we starve.”

This entire post and all its comments make mo so happy to know I am not the only Pantatonix hater out there. They are so goddamned bland. As a middle-aged white lady, they are ALL OVER my damn Facebook feed. Ugh.