THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS.

Not enough people got this. You deserve more stars.

“Maybe an outbreak of a deadly virus, or a species going extinct or something?”

I did the Heimlich on my toddler daughter once when she somehow got a bandaid stuck in her throat. She was completely blue and not breathing, and it saved her. I wish I coukd have met him to say thank you.

Being personally pro-life while “allowing the choice for abortion to be there” is called being pro-choice.

Yes! I wasn’t criticizing, just reminding the OP of where she might have heard it.

I think Jez quoted her as saying that when she told him that she was pregnant, he said, “Well, what are we going to do about it?”

I’m not the only one who thinks that dude holding the Rabbit cork remover looks like a guy jerking off with a Fleshlight, right?

Presumably your cats don’t wake you up every ninety minutes and scream for thirty minutes for an entire year. Exhaustion like that is how you forget your baby in the backseat.

“The cabbage patch kid who copies the Sex Pistols?”

CHEESECAKE IS CAKE. This is the hill I choose to die on.

I am so glad I’m not the only old Jezzie who remembers the halcyon days of Cake Vs. Pie! #teamcake4eva #cakerules #imwithher #ibetshelikescaketoo

Shocktop! With fresh orange slices for zing and a bit of vitamins so you feel healthy AF while watching the returns!

Hell no!

“It was just also the best pun of that whole fucking election, hands down.”

Hills uses a computer! She was such a fan of The Toast before its sad demise that she hired two of its writers for her campaign and wrote the final post herself, personally! It was amazing. See it here: http://the-toast.net/2016/07/01/a-note-on-the-toast/

“We did some pre-shopping for mortgages and such and we were approved for....way more than anyone should ever approve us for.”

Beyonce + Dolly? Be still, my beating heart. :swoon:

Omg, I want to give this fifty stars. If they sing Goodbye, Earl, I will blow my windows out cheering.

Am I the only person who couldn’t get through the book? I got about a third of the way through it’s neverending descriptions of the dreary world of Victorian England, went “They’re clearly falling in love. Sweet. But dull.” And closed it.