No! “Psych” was already slang! Don’t make it worse!

I’m in NC and will be gleefully voting for Deborah Ross and Hillary tomorrow!

Feeling like I myself was being turned into an infant was seriously one of the most awful parts of new motherhood—it’s as if these companies go out of their way to insult their customers. 

“the liberal feminist partner of a liberal feminist military personnel”

“During the primaries, I was one of maybe 5 Democratic voters in line (they had different color cards for us to hold, is this fucking legal?) and I did feel a little awkward.”

HE SO DID.

Her recoil from his kiss was AMAZING. And he shook Ivanka’s hand!

This is my big chance to jump in and say, “I met Ming-Na Wen once, and she was super normal and nice and really, really pretty!”

I thought so too—the NSA spies on Us, and the CIA spies on Them, right? I thought that’s how it worked.

“A very very simple example is the tax exemption for churches. This is something both liberals and conservatives are fine with doing.”

I don’t quite understand tgat logic. You voluntarily took the risk of gambling on stocks. When you lose, you don’t pay taxes because you didn’t earn any money. Fine. But then when you win and do earn money, you don’t have to pay taxes on it because you made a crappy investment previously? Why? I think that’s stupid.

Definitely shade. I shrieked at my tv screen with joy.

^^^How I feel, exactly. Bridget Jones is a TERRIBLE PERSON. Or at least, a person with serious self-esteem issues and an eating disorder. She’s not a fucking role model—she’s a warning bell.

The thing with her weight absolutely revolted me in the movies—in the books, it’s so clear that she’s already slim and has body issues, and yet the entire marketing focus for the movies was “Watch Renee Zellweger get super fat to play this sad, fat, single chick!”

I’m glad you said that! I binge watched Season 1 and was so pumped to fly through the rest, but Season 2 was SO SLOW and boring that I totally stopped watching it. Maybe I’ll power through it now that I know it gets good again!

I love this comment and I want to be your friend. I am here for stealing hipster snacks from crazy roommates any day of the damn week.

Right? Stop fucking making toys that in any way resemble guns! That way, neither police or civilians will have any reason to panic over whether a gun is or isn’t real. I’m fucking serious. No, it won’t solve police violence and militarization, but it’s one small thing we could change to help.

Wait, you actually have some doubt thatmen who say things like this are very likely rapists themselves? You give them far more credit than I do.

Fuck Pat McCrory. Vote Roy Cooper. That is all.

Trashbags, printer paper, Windex, Clorox wipes—all those were on my elementary schoolers’ lists this year.