Yep. Multiple sets of dry erase markers, and then in October, they send a letter home saying the markers are all used up and to send more. EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

“That’s all this is.”

Chimichangas are not Mexican, but they are DELICIOUS.

Cosby and Polanski drugged women (and a child, in Polanski’s case) and raped their unconscious bodies. Allen married and had sex with a girl who was 21 when he was 56, whose mother he was married to (and is alleged to have raped his own daughter when she was 7). There’s quite a big difference between those things and…

Re: “Really hot food” lady: I once made a pan of enchiladas for myself for dinner, and when they were finished baking, I very carefully removed the +400-degree glass dish from my oven using two oven mitts. Then I took the mitts off, set them aside, and picked up the glass dish to move it further back from the edge of…

Ironically, The Host was actually decent and certainly far, far better than Twilight.

I think you mean “As Good as It Gets.” Which was actually a pretty good movie.

I was on a business trip with a coworker once, and I saw her spending about eight bucks on some fancy coffee in the hotel lobby one morning. I jokingly said, “You know our rooms have a coffeemaker with free coffee, right?” And she said, utterly horrified, “I could never drink that! The water in the sink is much too…

Can we please also get rid of “sold into marriage?” If I hear about another poor girl kidnapped and sold into “marriage” by Boko Haram, I am going to break my tv? They aren’t being married. They’re being legally raped over and over.

THANK YOU. The fact that she wrote out the word “slash” instead of actually typing a slash mark is hurting my brain.

Snowing the patient? I’ve never heard of such a thing. [Walks away whistling casually, Ativan vial clutched behind my back.]

A few thousand? There are almost three million federal employees, most of whom stop getting paid—although many of them are still required to show up to work!—when the government shuts down. My husband happens to be one of them, and it fucking sucked the last time they shut down. It'll be extra fun if they delay a bit…

I know slow coding is unethical, but I totally laughed.