Are you seriously surprised that someone who intentionally, carefully murdered ten people and terrorized an entire region got sent to a Supermax prison? I worked in downtown DC then—I walked three blocks from the Metro to and from work in a huddle with a bunch of other terrified people every day. I got gas at one of…

“She has, in her apartment, a painting by Dan Colen; it is entirely made of chewed gum of all colors, shapes, and sizes, pressed haphazardly against a surface.”

You don’t have enough stars for this comment. It took me a second, but that was FUNNY.

“Frederique Bel went more traditional.”

I am so glad I’m not the only one who thinks that! This seems guaranteed to ensure that no one ever marries him again. How could you possibly live up to “His last wife, a brilliant children’s book author, died young, but before she did, she wrote the most beautiful, heartfelt, soulful love letter ever, and was so…

“I’m normally pretty skeptical of the “hostile boy’s club” workplace stories, if only because it seems like it always devolves into an almost literal he-said, she-said that ends in settlements.”

Trump: “As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!”

He’s showing off a 60-some-inch tv? Is that supposed to be impressive? I have two of them, and I’m not fancy. They’re pretty freaking cheap these days. :eyeroll:

That “filed to,” man. 😭

As a U.S. nurse, my experience is that no nurses wear anything but scrubs, and doctors wear scrubs or businesswear but will throw on a labcoat if the spilled something on themselves at lunch and want to hide it.

We marched in Norfolk, VA! It was awesome!

Did anybody actually click play and watch the video up top? Because I did, and I regret it. WTF? Why was the Mona Lisa ogling me over porno music? I feel dirty now.

This needs a thousand stars.

No! It’s absolutely, definitely, 100% for sure “DUN DUN.” In all caps.

“‘At what point did everyone die?’ I assume they died at different points with Hugo and Ben being the last to die...I am assuming very far in the future.”

Graveyard humor is the best kind of humor.

Anyone who can work a Casablanca reference into about about Chris Brown and Purple Drank gets a star from me.

Apparently there were.

CNN is reporting that there were russians on the base. :(

This deserves to be put on a billboard.