Really real. I wstched it live on tv. It was horrifying.

“We could be the first country in history with an immigration-based economy.”

Thank you. I was like, “Huh? It’s...short. Really short. For a novel. Maybe not so much for a novella or a haiku or something. But short for a book. And awesome.”

I hate April Fools Day, and I have a daughter whose birthday is tomorrow. She was two weeks late being born—she was originally due March 15, so by the time April rolled around, we were expecting her any moment. However, I was DETERMINED that she would not have to suffer with having an April Fools Day birthday, and I…

Do you mean Christian? Because being Catholic in the South is quite uncommon. See the charts here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/03/04/chart-the-united-states-of-catholics-and-protestants/?utm_term=.ee598964bcb2

As a nurse, I’ve been incredibly depressed to see how insanely sexist a completely woman-dominated field is. Like, it’s orders of magnitude more sexist than any more evenly divided job I’ve ever had. Male nurses get hired faster, get promoted faster, and make more. Something like 9 percent of nurses are men, but…

I watched almost this entire trailer before I realized it was not actually a joke. Holy hell, does that movie look terrible.

You mean the Fox News leg cam? They aren’t the only ones who do it, but theyre the worst, and Gawker covered it a while back (as did NPR and a bunch of other places). http://gawker.com/fox-news-uses-a-leg-cam-to-ogle-female-panelists-legs-1469841162

“(There’s gonna be a major spike in liver failures a few years from now, and medical science will struggle to explain it.)“

Oh my god, I know that guy! Jesus, he was so gentle and soft and truly horrible in bed.

Yup. I got through exactly twenty-seven seconds of this before I shut it off in gagging horror.

The university in my town put on a live student production of Harold and the Purple Crayon. It was really creative and quite well done—they projected the purple crayon drawings and lines from the books on a screen behind the performers, who were all completely silent. The entire thing was dialogue-free, and the…

“I was just at Target and noticed the signs for “Deodorant” and “Women’s Deodorant” the other day.”

“Yeah, as a woman who is a part of the 4% of folks who can get bloodclots and die from hormonal birth control, I don’t like the idea of treating this like tylenol.”

You are joking, right? I’ve had that happen to me, and I didn’t know because I was a teenager who hadn’t had sex enough times to be able to tell the difference, and because he straight lied and said, “Yeah, it’s on!” after fumbling around in the dark for a minute, and off we went. I didn’t know he was lying until he…

I hate to step into such an inane argument, but “the only proof against such would be NASA”? You do realize other countries have sent people into space, right?

I surely have not, but there are about a million people commenting on here that no kids should have been watching the postgame because “Oh my God, why would any child ever be awake at 10:30 at night?! You horrible parents!”

All these people who are like, “Kids should be in bed by 10:30 at night!” have evidently forgotten about the existence of the West Coast and time zones.

So, which affordable large city do you live in, and will you hire me and my husband? I promise we’re both smart and work hard, and we live in a nice, affordable place with good jobs, but the schools here suck, and our kids deserve a better education than they’re getting.

“If Mayte and Prince knew that they would continue the pregnancy regardless of any genetic screening results, then there’s no reason to get the test done.”