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Omitting Christine Taylor’s genius-level portrayal of Marcia Brady in the Brady Movies from her list of accomplishments?!

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Can’t WAIT until she learns about how awful child molesters are.

For the last few years, I have been convinced Tom Hanks is an unrepentant sociopath. I have come to this conclusion based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever, save for an unpleasant few hours I spent watching The Terminal, and every single person to whom I’ve mentioned my dislike for Tom Hanks has told me that

Me too. He has always seemed lovely, and so does Colin Hanks. Fingers crossed he doesn’t turn out to be a awful.

Nicki Minaj just now hearing that Saudi Arabia might be a problematic place for women. SMH.

I saw his interview on Kevin Pollack’s Chat Show (good show) and he seems like such a nice guy. Part of me doesn’t trust it one bit and is waiting for the 30 year old sexual assault allegation. The other part of me would literally die inside if that happened.

I love the mall in her basement, which she uses to store all of her collections.

Supposed nice guy Tom Hanks doesn’t invite his most supportive costar, the one who saved his life!

I wouldn’t want to be near you when Babs hears you call her dogs “animals.”

My favorite thing about Barbra Streisand is that she cloned her dog. Here’s a pic of her dogs sitting on the host dog’s gravestone.

You aren’t wrong. Also:

No sane person should ever join Tom Hanks on any piece of transportation (including the yacht in the video). Traveling with Tom is dangerous. Have you seen his résumé?

My one claim to fame is that 15 years ago I worked on part of a big movie that Colin Hanks happened to be in. I was very low down on the pecking order but I met him and he was very nice. I had occasion to pick up a water bottle he drank from and kept it in my car for years taking pride in saying it was Colin Hanks’ (to

I feel like having Chet Haze as a son is enough punishment for whatever ill deeds he is no doubt guilty of committing.

Apparently their prisons are humane but their jails are not.

Yeah, I thought the Swedes were pretty chill.

The fifth guy is Eminem, right?

It’s NICK CAGE.