"Do you want to be famous, baby?"

What 18 month old DOESN'T like to dance and clap? I love how stage parents use things like that to handwave criticism. Lady, an 18 moth old didn't tell you to enroll her in anything. You, though, YOU want your little bundle of talent to go out there and become the next future Disney star breakdown.

That confused me too. This is a wedding cake, not a 6 year old's birthday sheet cake from the piggly wiggly.

That's all I could think about. Who gets writing on their wedding cake?

Should it be legal for a baker who opposes gay marriage to write in icing on all the same-sex wedding cakes she bakes, "Marriage = One Man, One Woman" instead of "Mazel Tov Adam and Steve" or whatever?

Poop.....finds a way

If that was intended to be some clever mockery of the fight against victim-blaming in cases of rape, you failed pretty spectacularly.

Liquor does not "change the chemistry of antifreeze." Your body ends up too busy processing the alcohol, so your enzymes don't get the chance to process the antifreeze and kill you. The alcohol is a competitive inhibitor of the ethylene glycol in antifreeze.

Technically (and this is from the girl who went shopping before her first-year chem final and failed it, though I still blame it on the mini stroke), when both ethylene glycol and ethanol are present in the body, ethanol will get priority of metabolism, stopping the formation of the metabolites of antifreeze, which…

I like them more than her previous line, Bulimmmmia.

Who would pay over $500 for a pair of sunglasses that aren't polarized and don't even have basic UV protection? I can get a better pair for under $15 at Target.

That's just the toxins leaving your colon!

The white crap you see in the oil is probably microemulsions of air (and saliva) created by the cavitation as you violently swish the oil back and forth.

And for $500 more, you can sit inside the plane.

I followed that outburst as it was happening. He was mostly getting into it a prominent womanist that I follow. Dirtbag missed the part where he told her to "exploit his cock." He's such a piece of shit.

"Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

you say it like it's a bad thing ;)

Are you kidding me? I don't even know where to start with you. First of all, she wrote an obituary, which needed to be written in the present. Also, if you think all of this crap doesn't affect someone's present then you certainly have not had to deal with any of this, or, you're in complete denial.

People who have regular parents...even flawed but slightly normal parents just do not get it and they never will. God bless them. They cant fathom a world where the person who is supposed to be your safe place to fall...the person who is supposed to make everything better...is actually the person you have to protect…