Climb off Ansel’s dick.

Berry is not a great actress, but Monster’s Ball was a solid performance. It was neither the first or the last time the Best Actress statue was awarded to a middling but beautiful actress whose work was graded on a curve. Like if Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and GOOP have Oscars, we don’t get to call out Halle like…

its the singing.

I find something about his mouth confusing.

Cindy Adams is so old, her first job paid her in fire.

This dude has the second weirdest actor name right behind Imogen Poots.

God this soul-destroying twat just will not stop - unless there’s actual work involved.

That was one of Reagan’s greatest contributions to our society.

If your gonna try and be a black woman at least get butt implants to with your boob implants..

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a…

So why the header pic of Edward Norton then?

I had always hoped it was the Queen.

Who else? Charlie Sheen. Duh.

“If I Did It: The Cosby Edition”

Of course he wasn’t shot by a cop. He’s not a walnut.

Pizza places on the boardwalk do, in fact, have secret codes. About ten years ago I somehow accidentally ordered pizza with weed sprinkled on it. I returned it to the flustered kid and got the plain slice I thought I’d asked for as he stammered about my “wording”.

Isn’t it miraculous that Cosby was frail, infirm, barely able to walk using a cane and nearly blind leading up to and during the trial then had a miraculous recovery as he left the courthouse?

The backlash against nerdy dudes in thick rimmed glasses overpraising the “raw emotion and complexity” of thin, depressing indie rock involves overpraising big-time pop star production. It’s just a series of competing over-corrections, straight into the void.

“It’s here or you can strap yourself into the toilet for the duration of the flight. Pick your poison and let’s get this tin can off the runway.”

Yeah, it’s just a big power play. I’ve heard of incidents where they make the woman move because it isn’t seemly to make the man concede anything. Fuck ‘em, make them jog around the whole plane negotiating this bullshit themselves.