Climb off Ansel’s dick.

Berry is not a great actress, but Monster’s Ball was a solid performance. It was neither the first or the last time the Best Actress statue was awarded to a middling but beautiful actress whose work was graded on a curve. Like if Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and GOOP have Oscars, we don’t get to call out Halle like…

its the singing.

I find something about his mouth confusing.

Cindy Adams is so old, her first job paid her in fire.

This dude has the second weirdest actor name right behind Imogen Poots.

God this soul-destroying twat just will not stop - unless there’s actual work involved.

That was one of Reagan’s greatest contributions to our society.

If your gonna try and be a black woman at least get butt implants to with your boob implants..

I can’t and I simply don’t care. I genuinely like coffee and derive a lot of pleasure from it’s creation and consumption. It’s one of my hobbies. In my life I’ve given up smoking, weed, alcohol, sugar, and carbs. Coffee is just a bridge too far.

Nah, my only problem is everyone voicing opinions when all I’m trying to do is eat a fuckin’ sandwich.

The observable data would suggest it actually is ‘that hard’ (every Public Health person I’ve ever met thinks it isn’t ‘that hard’. I’m a professional programmer. I don’t think programming is ‘that hard’. Clearly that opinion is in the minority at least partially because I do it all day everyday. But I digress).

You know how there’s a kid in high school that draws a cartoon of Bugs Bunny suckling from the teet of a cow, and the cow has a dollar sign on it, and then the kid is like, “MY ART IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY!”

That’s basically Banksy. It’s very surface level social commentary that feels more like the graffiti equivalent of a…

So why the header pic of Edward Norton then?

I had always hoped it was the Queen.

That’s a great line that also kinda tells the patient nothing useful. Exactly how many ounces in a ‘moderation’?

The problem is that we have debates on the finer points of what’s healthy, while a lot of people are chomping down on lots of fast food and ultra-processed junk foods daily contributing to a nationwide obesity problem. No matter what the AHA thinks about coconut oil, that’s clearly unhealthy.

“If I Did It: The Cosby Edition”

Of course he wasn’t shot by a cop. He’s not a walnut.

Pizza places on the boardwalk do, in fact, have secret codes. About ten years ago I somehow accidentally ordered pizza with weed sprinkled on it. I returned it to the flustered kid and got the plain slice I thought I’d asked for as he stammered about my “wording”.