People who use the term “millennial” unironically should not be trusted with responsibility for anything.

No, I think you’re poor because you’re so defensive about dumb rich people spending their money on something dumb, which is very typical of poor people.

Yes, you’re obviously poor. Which is fine, poor people have value too, but you’re pretty clearly poor.

(1) Learn to tell a joke and (2) only poor people are ever as defensive about dumb rich people as you are. You might as well let go of this fantasy, you’re never gonna be like them so you don’t need to get huffy and offended on their behalf.

Wait, who do you know of that is opposed to Chelsea Clinton’s hypothetical candidacy but supports this guy’s?

Shaving your head isn’t the right move for someone who already always looks slightly ill.

Lol, I’m not poor and I’m definitely not jealous.

Okay but those movements were deeply unpopular with the people in power. We have this sort of mythological idea that MLK was widely respected in his day but he was HATED by white people. The Montgomery Bus Boycott was not a friendly thing that decent people all agreed with. It was an act of defiance that enraged white…

Revised: you definitely couldn’t.

Honestly, I’m starting to question Kendall Jenner’s judgment.

You probably couldn’t.

It feels so good because this only hurt rich assholes. Usually massive fuckups hurt people who don’t deserve it but not this time.

I’m a computer programmer and we have numerous industry-standard processes in place to guarantee that there are checks in between me doing something and that thing happening in the real world. You don’t just trust an engineer and hope for the best.

“I mean if you’re nice enough you might convince someone that you deserve to exist! Isn’t that great?”

What is the evidence that more “engagement” solves anything?

I don’t have an organized response to this, but I really, really hate it.

So, uh, wait, is the whole answer to the mystery “he didn’t want to deal with entertainment reporters anymore”? I mean, it’s very hard to imagine anyone not wanting that but we have to concede that it’s possible.

Well, I mean, a part of me thinks, “Don’t,” but ultimately, whatever, you probably have good reason, Aretha.

Fuck off.

The word you were looking for in the first paragraph was “ravaged”.